As the twilight looms in the month of May, UK Met Office experts have warned of an impending heatwave, the likes of which have never been seen since last time. Weatherwatch spokesperson, Jenny Pendlebreast, explained that researchers have studied...
Proposals to put Britain on "Double Summertime" will be published by the Government as part of a new strategy for tourism this week They will involve putting the clocks forward an extra hour to bring the country in line with the rest of Europe.
A spirit of optimism is sweeping the country following the establishment of a Coalition Government. The new mood is everywhere, with the media leading the way. The 'Daily Mail' is joining with their pals at the 'Guardian' to publish the 'Guardian...
Brits are reeling (with excitement) over the recent news that temperatures will soon soar to as high as 82 F. People in Middlesbrough, especially residents of Berwick Hills, are rushing out to Primark, Matalan and other such high class boutiques...
There's no doubt British TV is dismal at the moment however hope springs eternal. Scoop has received the summer schedules and there's some crackers on the sun filed horizon. Take for instance BBC's Celebrity Can't Cuck Wont Cuck with Wayne Bridge.
A human condition called 'Sun-Melt' is back with a vengeance, after reports of at least 20 people melting on the UKs hottest day of the year. "We have not seen this since the 1977 'Big Heat'," said a London hospital spokesman. The condition attack...
A Government think-tank has advised that British schools are not teaching children enough and that the best solution would be to abolish holidays altogether. In spite of record numbers
This summer, several blockbuster movies will be opening. Get a jump on your summer fun: here's a preview of what we can expect!...
We're approaching another summer season, and the North American Safety Council has issued their annual warm weather safety tips to help us all have a fun and safe summer. Feel free to pass these along to your friends:...
(Washington) - A new U.S. educational program was launched today, sponsored by the U.S. State Dept, offering a "Summer in Somalia" to any U.S. citizen who thinks that America sucks.
An environmental group claimed to have kidnapped summer in a shock declaration today. They say that they are responsible for the disappearance of the Sun and blue skies, and have replaced summer weather with rain, flooding and the wettest June since...
The official date for the start of summer has come. Beaches are full of surfers and bikini clad teens. People are sipping margaritas poolside. Sales of sun screen and big floppy hats are soaring. Beach balls and babes are both bouncing. Paris Hi...
I was alerted to this full-page ad for a summer festival in the latest issue of Guns & Ammo.
REPORTED cases of Tourettes Syndrome in schoolchildren in the UK have increased by at least 2500 percent over the summer period, according to the Office for National Statistics.
ONE summer, in the late 90s, a nation mourned as one of it's most beloved figures died tragically young as situations spiralled out of control. Newspaper interest in this inspirational figure was at an all-time high and there wasn't a dry eye...
Summer time (a week) up here in Alaska has come and gone. Our local Village Council, in it's finite wisdom, saw fit to drag about 10 people per village from the 5 villages in our region to "Qualify" us as Alaska Roadside Flaggers. Then in a fit of Nepotism, only the immediate relatives of the Village Council members got to work the 2 year construction job in my village.
Lindsay Lohan's new CD/DVD set "Lindsay Lohan: Something I Never Had" may have had her teen fans desperate since an advertisement found in her debut album "Speak" announced the release for summer 2005, but recent comments made...
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