There's no doubt British TV is dismal at the moment however hope springs eternal. Scoop has received the summer schedules and there's some crackers on the sun filed horizon.
Take for instance BBC's Celebrity Can't Cuck Wont Cuck with Wayne Bridge. Here each week Wayne invites guests to swap their wives with well endowed celebrities such as Linford Christy. Wayne said "Well I had time to kill during the summer months and the maintenance money is going to kill me,"
Next is Five's Celebrity Cage Fighter Specials with Dale Winton. There are just 3 episodes in this exciting series pitching Dale against the animals of the den. See Dale tug, pull and blow the competition away as he battles for survival.
Possibly the most controversial show will be Channel 4's hit, Nanny 911 with none other than Jon Venables! Whinging parents happily surrender their kids to the now reformed psycho only to watch them give him a hard time. The parents take full advantage of their free time and piss off down the pub for the evening leaving poor old Jon to take the flak.
Finally BBC 4 has commissioned 5 episodes of high brow, thought provoking TV for Sunday evenings. Touring the UK's universities audiences will be able to debate such subjects as Darwinism, The future of mankind and The Matrix 1, 2 and 3. Called Alex Reid, Reads Alex will be on hand to offer advice, stimulate debate and focus all that brain power towards, well who knows where.
