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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Addresses The Rumor About Her Boy Toy

Jennifer Lopez Addresses The Rumor About Her Boy Toy

NEW ORLEANS - Jennifer Lopez performed three encores at The Voodoo Arena in the Louisiana city known as The Big Easy. Afterwards the 44-year-old music diva spoke backstage with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight. He asked her if she missed...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Wants To Date Jenny McCarthy

Justin Bieber Wants To Date Jenny McCarthy

NEW ORLEANS - Justin Bieber performed in The Voodoo Arena before a sold-out crowd. The Louisiana concert goers were so into the music that they even cheered long and hard for his opening act Hokey Pokey & The Okey Dokey Band. When Bieber hi...

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Funny story: Amid Recent Horror, Louisiana to Have as Many Magazine Clips as Issues of People Magazine

Amid Recent Horror, Louisiana to Have as Many Magazine Clips as Issues of People Magazine

NEW ORLEANS, LA -- Reports out of Baton Rouge confirm the state capital's effort to "intensify" gun violence across the state of Louisiana by aiming to obtain an equal ratio of magazine clips to issues of People Weekly inside medical facilities, defe...

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Funny story: In Advance of Hurricane Season, God Issues an Apology for Body Count

In Advance of Hurricane Season, God Issues an Apology for Body Count

NEW ORLEANS In advance of this year's hurricane season, St. Peter issued the body count from this year's devastation, saying that the count would hover somewhere in the neighborhood of 520 (with the count in Texas expected to be highest among the co...

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Funny story: Wrestling News - Hulk Hogan To Wrestle Sarah Palin

Wrestling News - Hulk Hogan To Wrestle Sarah Palin

LAS VEGAS - Hulk Hogan, who is known as The Brett Favre of Wrestling, has just announced that he will be coming out of retirement again and returning to the wrestling ring. The Hulkster, whose real name is Terry Bollea, spoke to Hercules Confetti...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber May Become a NASCAR Driver

Justin Bieber May Become a NASCAR Driver

NEW ORLEANS - Justin Bieber performed to a sold-out crowd at The Voodoo Arena in the city known as The Big Easy. After the concert he and several members of Team Bieber went down to Bourbon Street to have dinner. They went to the Giggle Giggle...

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Funny story: Super Bowl Blackout Was No Accident, Pentagon Reports

Super Bowl Blackout Was No Accident, Pentagon Reports

New Orleans, Louisiana -- The 35-minute power failure at this year's Super Bowl was intentionally planned, according to US military officials, who revealed today that the outage was a failed test of a new Defense Department strategy. Called "Tu...

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Funny story: Super Bowl Blackout Blamed On Gisele Bundchen and Anna Welker

Super Bowl Blackout Blamed On Gisele Bundchen and Anna Welker

NEW ORLEANS - National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell is alleging that the Super Bowl blackout that occurred during the third quarter of Super Bowl XLVII, between the Baltimore Ravens and the San Francisco 49ers, was caused by two well-kn...

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Funny story: Manti Te'o Has Been Banned From The Super Bowl

Manti Te'o Has Been Banned From The Super Bowl

NEW ORLEANS - The Super Bowl Committee has just announced that it has banned Norte Dame football player and Internet hoax participant Manti Te'o from appearing at Super Bowl XLVII in New Orleans. A committee spokesperson identified as Ebenezer Buc...

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Funny story: The 49ers Shoot Down The Falcons 28-24

The 49ers Shoot Down The Falcons 28-24

ATLANTA - The hometown Falcons jumped on the San Francisco 49ers 17-0, and everyone in the Georgia Dome thought that the southern birds were going to annihilate the team from the Left Coast. But the guys from Alcatraz City had other ideas as they...

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Funny story: Angry Senior Citizens Shout Down Ron Ryan

Angry Senior Citizens Shout Down Ron Ryan

NEW ORLEANS - Ron Ryan faced the toughest audience of his political campaign when he spoke before elderly members of the American Association of Retired Persons. Little Bunny Foo Foo, as Ryan is called by most Democrats and some Republicans, was s...

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Funny story: NY is Now Only the FIFTH Dirtiest City in U.S., Slobs Get Special Invite to Visit

NY is Now Only the FIFTH Dirtiest City in U.S., Slobs Get Special Invite to Visit

Last year it was Number 1. But this year, NY has fallen to fifth place. Mr. Clean may have been at work. That is, if you have faith in the results of a survey done by Travel + Leisure magazine. It shows that this year, New Orleans is the Numb...

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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Explains Why She Gave Brad Pitt and George Clooney Each A Sexy Lap Dance

Kathy Griffin Explains Why She Gave Brad Pitt and George Clooney Each A Sexy Lap Dance

NEW ORLEANS - The star of My Life On The D-List at first denied sexy lap dance allegations made by a security guard and a custodian at The Giggle Giggle Comedy Club on Bourbon Street. The comedy club is co-owned by Harry Connick Jr., and Ellen DeG...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Announces That He Is Seriously Thinking About Asking Angelina Jolie To Marry Him

Brad Pitt Announces That He Is Seriously Thinking About Asking Angelina Jolie To Marry Him

NEW ORLEANS - Brad Pitt was in the Big Easy visiting an old director friend of his when he suddenly revealed an astonishing bit of information. According to The West Coast Flaming Gazette, the actor who is 47, and has been living with actress Ange...

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Funny story: The Stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Explain Their Recent 'Wow Moments'

The Stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Explain Their Recent 'Wow Moments'

MALIBU BEACH - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder recently celebrated the huge success of their television show The Vampire Diaries at the beach house of their good friend the Twilight Saga star Robert Pattinson. Pattinson has a reputation for being...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Angrily Denies She Cheated On Brad Pitt With George Clooney

Angelina Jolie Angrily Denies She Cheated On Brad Pitt With George Clooney

NEW ORLEANS - The entire Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie family is in New Orleans while Pitt films the latest in the Indiana Jones series, Indiana Jones - The Search For The Alternate Life Style. The film stars Harrison Ford and co-stars Neil Patrick H...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Vacationing Down In The 'Big Easy' Deny Those Pesky Pregnant Rumors

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Vacationing Down In The 'Big Easy' Deny Those Pesky Pregnant Rumors

NEW ORLEANS - The Vampire Dairies duo of Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev flew down to New Orleans, aka The Big Easy, and checked into the highly exquisite Hotel Ooh La La. Somerhalder has stayed there on several occasions whereas this was Dobrev's...

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