Justin Bieber Wants To Date Jenny McCarthy

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Friday, 26 July 2013


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Justin says that Jenny McCarthy is his number one fantasy. (Photo provided by Charlie Sheen).

NEW ORLEANS - Justin Bieber performed in The Voodoo Arena before a sold-out crowd.

The Louisiana concert goers were so into the music that they even cheered long and hard for his opening act Hokey Pokey & The Okey Dokey Band.

When Bieber hit the stage the lights went completely out and when they came back on Justin was standing in the middle of the stage wearing a New Orleans Saints football helmet.

He told the crowd that the last time he performed in New Orleans someone had thrown a crawfish at him striking him and cutting his right ear.

The Biebs told the concert goers that if anyone throws so much as a cotton ball at him they will be arrested and he will file assault charges on them.

He then told everyone to have a great time. After the concert he spoke backstage with Chipper Caruso with Cowbell Notes Music Magazine.

Caruso asked him about the rumor that he has been fantasizing lately about 40-year-old actress Jenny McCarthy.

Justin, who is 19, blushed and said that ever since he saw her nude in PlayMale Magazine he has been daydreaming about getting together with her.

He said that he has finally realized that Selena (Gomez) will never ever take him back so he wants to mess around with some older woman to experience the cougar concept.

Caruso shook his head and asked if he had any other older women in mind.

Bieber giggled and said that as of now he is going to direct all of his energy on Jenny and focus on getting to first base with her and see what develops.

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