Angelina Jolie Angrily Denies She Cheated On Brad Pitt With George Clooney

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Tuesday, 26 April 2011


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The Hotel Ooh La La where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their six kids are staying while Pitt makes a movie.

NEW ORLEANS - The entire Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie family is in New Orleans while Pitt films the latest in the Indiana Jones series, Indiana Jones - The Search For The Alternate Life Style.

The film stars Harrison Ford and co-stars Neil Patrick Harris, Neil Diamond, Lou Diamond Phillips, and Neil Young.

Young of the 70s icon band Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young sings one of the bands biggest hits "Ohio" during the films runaway John Deere Combine scene.

The yGossip News Agency has reported that there has been some rumblings in the Pitt-Jolie relationship stemming from the green-eyed monster.

Taffeta Kixx reported for yGossip that the couple has been fighting like cats and dogs ever since they arrived in The Big Easy from their palatial mansion in Provence, France.

Pitt has long suspected that Jolie was seeing someone behind his back and now he has a pretty good idea as to who that someone is.

Kixx revealed that Jolie and George Clooney had been seen down on Bourbon Street at The Giggle Giggle Comedy Club where noted Louisiana comedian Zydeco Dupree performs two shows a night, six nights a week.

Dupree reportedly told Kixx that one night after his performance he noticed that Jolie and Clooney had left together. A good friend of Dupree's identified as Jethro "Crawfish" Frizzante later told him that he saw George and Angie tongue jousting in Clooney's late model BMW.

Frizzante said that he was parked two cars away and he could clearly hear the words, "Yes George," "Right there George," and "Goodness Angie baby, you sure do have one tight (EXPLETIVE DELETED)."

The next morning when yGossip's Taffeta Kixx asked Angelina if she had been intimate with George Clooney the night before in the parking lot of the Giggle Giggle Comedy Club, she angrily denied that she had cheated on Brad with George Clooney.

Jolie did admit to having fist-bumped Lou Diamond Phillips and to have given Neil Young a high five.

yGossip will stay on top of the story and bring you up-to-the-minute developments in the Pitt-Jolie-Clooney romantic triangular saga.

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