New definitive evidence has been found that man co-existed with dinosaurs. Footprints of a giant man have been found alongside dinosaur footprints. Evolutionists have been dismissive of these new claims and have tried to discredit the new evidence.
The 'Human Pinball' game is thought to have originated on an internet forum, from where it went insanely viral, and is now catching on across the length and breadth of the UK. The game itself involves 'players' behaving like pinballs as soon as th...
A study of skulls across the past twenty-thousand years since modern humans emerged from Africa has revealed that human nosed and ears are getting bigger. "For most of human history," said Cambridge University evolutionary biologist, Eva Luton, "n...
Sociologists and scientists working in tandem have discovered and isolated a new sub category of human beings. Oddly enough, they have been in existence within our societies for some time. This new sub-genus to the human species is actually a thr...
According to the world census, the seven billionth person will be born on October thirty-first. The hunt is on for this yet-to-be-baby. "We're hoping it won't be in some remote Amazonian village," said World Census co-ordinator, Jean Heyus. "We've...
After a failed attempt to convince people that "Global Warming is a hoax", Scientist are now coming forward and asking people to do their part to destroy the environment. Dr. Lance Gorden, an environmentalist, was quoted, in Time Magazine, saying...
Some human beings are genetically less intelligent than others because their DNA developed over thousands of years in rich environments filled with vegetation and heavy rain fall. A more challenging environment promotes the development of more intelligent DNA to cope with scarcity and environmental difficulties. In Austin, Texas the police were giving a woman a ticket over a minor traffic viol...
EARTH - The 6.9bn human beings on the planet today managed, against all the odds, to survive. Humans, who are remarkable at not somehow screwing themselves over, messing shit up, will live to suck another day. Today, the human race managed not...
The Scientific World and, indeed the World of Spoofers, have been shaken by the finding that more and more Spoof Writers are beginning to walk UPRIGHT. Fans of Spoof Writers have been following their 'favourites' and taking photographs and video...
A gorilla who resides in a UK Safari Park has proven what Charles Darwin already knew, humans are just gormless, "hairless" apes! The gorilla's name is Ambam and has proven to the world that Gorilla's and other apes are much further down the evolu...
For food, recreation or trade, some people fish; others kill wildlife. Of course, the killing of graceful quails, pheasants, deer etc is legal. However, in the business of hunting, there is one appalling form of hunting: the trapping, capturing or killing of Homo erectus! The last formal human hunting took place in Vietnam, but invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan was a turning point in the history...
Archaelogical Department, University of Oxbridge: Exciting news from the usually sleepy world of archaeology, Dr Penny Horlick, a prehistoric archaeologist at the University of Oxbridge, has found a living example of prehistoric man, the australopit...
Archaeologists in Switzerland have found what appears to be the remains of the missing link in man's evolution. The skull has a disproportionately protruding lower jaw, a small cranium and the eye sockets appear unusually close together. It also appe...
By studying footage recorded in zoos, the team found that the great apes would hit a playmate and then run away, chased by the gorilla they had struck. In other instances, it was noticed that one gorilla would hang around the watering hole and com...
Homopterans have had it! This classification of insects includes the cicada, notorious for openly sucking the vital juices out of plants while producing a high-pitched drone with its drum like organs, has flown under the radar until just recently.
Scientists today unveiled what they described as evolution's "next step" - a person with no fingers but instead with 10 opposable thumbs. The man, or "man two-point-oh" as he likes to be called, was created as a fully-grown 30 year old, complete w...
An extremely unusual fish was caught in a net by Chinese Fishermen at the weekend. This fish has hands that can 'grip' and tiny feet which allow it to actually walk as well as a huge gaping mouth. At first it was thought that this strange 'fish...
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