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Funny story: Rich, spoiled person stuns world by doing something selfish

Rich, spoiled person stuns world by doing something selfish

Elin Nordegren, the ex wife of Tiger Woods sent shock waves through the world when she destroyed her 12 million dollar home recently. A spokesman for Woods said he "found it hard to believe that a privileged and obscenely wealthy young woman wi...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Shocks Her New Billionaire Boyfriend By Telling Him He Will Not Get Past 'Third Base'

Elin Nordegren Shocks Her New Billionaire Boyfriend By Telling Him He Will Not Get Past 'Third Base'

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Sweden's richest woman Elin Nordegren who came about her $342 million from her divorce settlement from Tiger Woods aka "Dick With Feet" has laid down the ground rules to her new boyfriend one of Sweden's richest bachelor's James "...

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Funny story: Desperate Tiger Woods on Craigslist Seeks New Caddy: 'Ability to Tote My Bags & Wash My Balls a Plus!"

Desperate Tiger Woods on Craigslist Seeks New Caddy: 'Ability to Tote My Bags & Wash My Balls a Plus!"

Tiger Woods announced today he had severed a 12 year relationship with New Zealand Caddy Stevie Williams who had been with him for 72 Tournament wins including 13 majors! The injured Woods, nursing a sore joint after 4 knee operations, the loss of...

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Funny story: FORE! Elin Nordegren Tees off On New Boy Toy After Finding Out He Did Rachel TOO!

FORE! Elin Nordegren Tees off On New Boy Toy After Finding Out He Did Rachel TOO!

Reports are coming out of Orlando, Florida that Tiger Wood's former wife, Swedish Sex Siren Elin Nordegren, 36, is once again part of a threesome, and not on the links at Arnold Palmer's Bay Hill's prestige course! Soon after tabloids reported th...

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Funny story: The Former Mrs. Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren Seen Sensuously Snuggling Up A Storm With A Swedish Billionaire

The Former Mrs. Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren Seen Sensuously Snuggling Up A Storm With A Swedish Billionaire

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Elin Nordegren has long since forgotten about old Tiger what's-his-name. She has not heard the words Cadillac Escalade, GolfGate, or WeenieBoy mentioned in a long time. Since leaving the man who became known throughout the nati...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Fined For Spitting On Golf Green

Tiger Woods Fined For Spitting On Golf Green

DUBAI - It appears that Tiger Woods has once again had a lapse in judgement. The golf legend was on the 12th green participating in the Omega Dubai Desert Golf Classic when he must have forgotten where he was. As he lined up his shot, he suddenly...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Seeing Alex Rodriguiz, Wants To Have More Children As Tiger Roars

Elin Nordegren Seeing Alex Rodriguiz, Wants To Have More Children As Tiger Roars

It seems that it was OK for a married Tiger Woods to have lovers all over the country but Elin Nordegren doesn't deserve the right to get married again and begin to have more kids. "That's exactly what she's going to do", stated Elin's sister. "Sh...

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Funny story: Tiger Wood's High-Price Escort To Release Tail-All Book!

Tiger Wood's High-Price Escort To Release Tail-All Book!

In a new book due out in January, Tiger Woods high-price mistress, Loredana Jolie says that Tiger had reason to look elsewhere for attention. "How else do you account for my going to his place and the wife was never there? I mean, she could have w...

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Funny story: Tiger's Ex Dating Ann Heche

Tiger's Ex Dating Ann Heche

Freshly divorced Elin Nordegren has been romantically linked to on-again off-again lesbian Ann Heche, who is currently married to a man, but "is also exhibiting strong bi-sexual characteristics of late," according a psychiatrist for the teeny blonde...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Blames Harry Potter For Tiger Woods Divorce

Elin Nordegren Blames Harry Potter For Tiger Woods Divorce

Speaking exclusively to Hollywood Masters magazine, Elin Nordegren today denied that she was ever aware of her husband's indiscretions during their time together, but blamed the golf star's indiscretions on his Magic Wand. A source told us that Ti...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Tearful Appeal: Tells Elin He'll Drop Golf, Affairs If She Withdraw Divorce Papers

Tiger Woods Tearful Appeal: Tells Elin He'll Drop Golf, Affairs If She Withdraw Divorce Papers

Tiger Woods has told close friends of Elin Nordegren that he will drop all the running around on her and give up golf entirely if she will come back to him and bring the kids and let the divorce (just granted) go. "I think he really, really misses...

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Funny story: Guys From 117 Different Countries Are Lining Up To Date "The $750 Million Woman" Elin Nordegren!

Guys From 117 Different Countries Are Lining Up To Date "The $750 Million Woman" Elin Nordegren!

NEW YORK CITY - The soon-to-be rich ex-Mrs. Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren has confessed to a very close friend that since the announcement that she would be receiving $750 million in her divorce settlement she has received over 13,900 date proposals fr...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods To Give Elin Nordegren a $750 Million Settlement But She Has To Promise To Keep Her Mouth Shut - "I Promise! I Promise! I Effen Promise!"

Tiger Woods To Give Elin Nordegren a $750 Million Settlement But She Has To Promise To Keep Her Mouth Shut - "I Promise! I Promise! I Effen Promise!"

ORLANDO - Elin Nordegren, aka Rich, Rich, Rich Bitch Elin Nordegren will be receiving the unbelievable sum of $750 million in a divorce settlement from her husband Tiger Woods, aka "The Dick With Feet." Nordegren said that she has one of the fines...

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Funny story: Elin Woods Clubs Tiger's Balls

Elin Woods Clubs Tiger's Balls

A very upset Elin Nordegren Woods apparently used a Big Bertha driver on Tiger Woods late last night, after he tried to get custody of their kids by telling social workers that he was on a chemical castration drug and that he would be staying with th...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods And Elin In Fierce Battle Over Their Kids

Tiger Woods And Elin In Fierce Battle Over Their Kids

"Elin has no right to take them away from me all the time", Tiger Woods reportedly told his golfing practice buddy, Sunday. "She'll constantly leave them with nannies while she goes on skiing trips." Not taking this sitting down, Elin was telling...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Takes His Putter and Withdraws From The Player's Championship At Ponte Vedra, Florida

Tiger Woods Takes His Putter and Withdraws From The Player's Championship At Ponte Vedra, Florida

JACKSONVILLE, Florida - Tiger Woods, the man who single-handedly is going to make about a dozen or so white blonde bimbos millionaires, has withdrawn from playing in The Players Championship at the Sawgrass Country Club in Ponte Vedra, Florida. Th...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Says Tiger Has A Short Tail

Elin Nordegren Says Tiger Has A Short Tail

It may have just been a spiteful Elin Woods that told friends that Tiger had a short tail because she knew it would get back to the press because the one "friend" has been spilling her guts since day one. However, Jaimee Grubbs, apparently told T...

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