Elin Nordegren Says Tiger Has A Short Tail

Funny story written by Bureau

Wednesday, 5 May 2010

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It may have just been a spiteful Elin Woods that told friends that Tiger had a short tail because she knew it would get back to the press because the one "friend" has been spilling her guts since day one.

However, Jaimee Grubbs, apparently told The Painful Truth Tabloid that, on this subject, she agreed with Elin Woods.

The quote was, "On this I can agree. Tigger (my pet name for it) wasn't what I expected but what he lacked in size he made up for in enthusiasm."

On the other hand, Rachel Uchitel, another Tiger favorite, would not say yes or no.

"Not until I check...get it...CHECK with my attorney", she was quoted, this time in The Rascal!

Although all three seem to think the word "putter" was hilarious, they would not say anymore on the subject.

This reporter plans to CHECK back later after some more sources are checked out.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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