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Funny story: Russian Spy Anna Chapman Naked For Mag Shoot Is Not Her Says Putin!

Russian Spy Anna Chapman Naked For Mag Shoot Is Not Her Says Putin!

In a photo provided by Maximski Russian edition magazine, the front cover of Novermber 2010 issue of the magazine shows what appears to be Anna Chapman posing with a gun. However, former president and spy Vladimir Putin says the photo is a fake ex...

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Funny story: Nude Redhead Picture Proves It Isn't Cheryl Cole, Or Sexy Russian Spy Anna Chapman

Nude Redhead Picture Proves It Isn't Cheryl Cole, Or Sexy Russian Spy Anna Chapman

Skoob News office - teatime - As if to prove that sometimes strange things happen, here at Skoob News today, we received a mysterious parcel with some steak and kidney in it. We don't know why. An accompanying note informed us that the writer had...

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Funny story: Russian spy Anna Chapman hired by Vatican Bank

Russian spy Anna Chapman hired by Vatican Bank

Rome - (Sod's Banker Mess): Accomplished KGB money launderer Anya Kushchenko had been headhunted by the Holy See slush fund ever since her topless pics surfaced on the internet. Opus Dei honchos told the Pope she'd be good for morale among the cle...

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Funny story: Anna Chapman stowaway on Soyuz flight to International Space Station!

Anna Chapman stowaway on Soyuz flight to International Space Station!

Kazakhstan - (Pie-in-the-Sky): The red haired bombshell arrived at the Baikonur cosmodrome under a blanket of secrecy before being smuggled aboard a Soyuz craft bound for outer space. Camouflaged as a piece of baggage belonging to cosmonauts Alexa...

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Funny story: Anna Chapman singing strippergram video for Putin birthday Thursday

Anna Chapman singing strippergram video for Putin birthday Thursday

Moscow - (The Spy Who Gagged Me Mess): The flamed haired siren's video tribute is a birthday suit rendition of 'Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word'. A YouBoob! channel sneak preview sees Anna peeling off her 'Agent Provocateur' layers as she mouth...

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Funny story: MI6 codebreaker cops hunt missing Russian spy ring bagman Christopher Metsos

MI6 codebreaker cops hunt missing Russian spy ring bagman Christopher Metsos

London - (Spy Who Bagged Me News): Was missing Russian spy ring bagman Christopher Metsos using an Alderney Street rubbish recycling bin as a secret dead letter drop? "We just don't know," London cops said today amid rumors that MI6 cryptographer...

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Funny story: So was he shagging Anna Chapman?

So was he shagging Anna Chapman?

London - (The Sting): Pashto speakers in MI6 refuse to be drawn on whether the dead cryptographer's multilingual talents included some tongue-in-cheek shenanigans with flame-haired treasonous KGB operative Anna Chapman. "Don't know and ain't sayin...

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Funny story: Sexy Spy Anna Fermanova Possibly 'Knew' Sexy Spy Anna Chapman

Sexy Spy Anna Fermanova Possibly 'Knew' Sexy Spy Anna Chapman

As speculation surrounding sexy Russian spies Anna Fermanova and Anna Chapman increased, some sources are suggesting that the two may have known each other. One observer went so far as to remark that the two probably engaged in steamy lesbian sex...

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Funny story: Representative Michele Bachmann Claims She is Not a Russian Spy

Representative Michele Bachmann Claims She is Not a Russian Spy

This weekend, before a crowd of like-minded tea partiers, Michele Bachmann strayed from her usual Obama rants to address rumors that she may be another female Russian spy from the same ring that was arrested in June of this year. Bachmann suspects sh...

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Funny story: Woman with Gorgeous Body like Anna Chapman Misses Flights Due to Excessive Full-Body Scans

Woman with Gorgeous Body like Anna Chapman Misses Flights Due to Excessive Full-Body Scans

Anna Fermanova, yet another Soviet-born beauty, has made headlines for being caught and charged with attempting to export defense articles on the United States Munitions list. What is more interesting than her being compared to Russian spy, Anna Chap...

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Funny story: Anna Fermanova outguns Anna Chapman in the bikini stakes

Anna Fermanova outguns Anna Chapman in the bikini stakes

Texas - (Hairline Trigger): Looking remarkably lovely - like a teenage Paris Hilton, maybe! - the 35-22-34 Latvian-born 24 year-old's itsy-bitsy string two-piece is an eye-catching little number. Modelled by stunning blond Texan beautician Anna...

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Funny story: Another spy called Anna!

Another spy called Anna!

It has been only a matter of weeks since America banished sexy Russian spy, Anna Chapman, amid worldwide publicity and now it would appear that another has been discovered. Blond bombshell, Anna Fermanova, a 24 year old Latvian who has been studyi...

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Funny story: Putin Sends Obama Birthday Shocker: White Russian Kahula Cake with Anna Chapman Inside!

Putin Sends Obama Birthday Shocker: White Russian Kahula Cake with Anna Chapman Inside!

Vladmir Putin, not known to have a stylish sense of humour, surprised even his harshest critics as he shocked the White House when a Russian Ambassador delivered an unexpected birthday gift to President Barry Obama today in the form of a 7 tiered cak...

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Funny story: 'Blushing bride' Chelsea's ugly, corrupt-as-hell and Gennifer Flowers' daughter!

'Blushing bride' Chelsea's ugly, corrupt-as-hell and Gennifer Flowers' daughter!

New York - (Whitewater Mystery News): No amount of bullshit spin can hide it. And next weekend's Clinton/Mezvinsky-Lewinsky nuptials caper is oozing karmic payback by the BP barrel load. What actually triggered it may be the oh-so-surreptitious...

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Funny story: Anna Chapman Debriefed On The Isle of Wight Says Brading Nature Rambler

Anna Chapman Debriefed On The Isle of Wight Says Brading Nature Rambler

Flame-haired femme fatale Anna Chapman, the Russian spy whose saucy Facebook images adorned the front page of the New York Daily News after she was arrested by US authorities, might have been debriefed on the Isle of Wight, writes Espionage Erotica E...

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Funny story: Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Says That Next She'd Like To Kiss Anna Chapman

Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Says That Next She'd Like To Kiss Anna Chapman

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock sat happily on the front porch of her Austin mansion, which she has named Casa La Sandra, playing with her little boy Louis Bardo Bullock. Her maid, Mattie, whom she has known for many years asked her if she was finally ove...

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Funny story: The Anna Chapman Russian Spy Action Figure Doll Is The #1 Seller In America

The Anna Chapman Russian Spy Action Figure Doll Is The #1 Seller In America

REDONDO BEACH, California - The Hasbroken Toy Company, with West Coast offices in Redondo Beach, has just informed the toy media that their brand new Anna Chapman Russian Spy Action Figure Doll has gone to #1 in American sales. The doll which reta...

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