Sexy Spy Anna Fermanova Possibly 'Knew' Sexy Spy Anna Chapman

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Thursday, 29 July 2010


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Some Hot Explicit Steamy Lesbian Sex Action. Yesterday.

As speculation surrounding sexy Russian spies Anna Fermanova and Anna Chapman increased, some sources are suggesting that the two may have known each other.

One observer went so far as to remark that the two probably engaged in steamy lesbian sex scenes somewhere on the internet, although that claim seems a little bit dubious to most seasoned reporters.

What is known is that Fermanova is blonde and pretty hot, and that Chapman is a redhead, and pretty hot too. The former was detained attempting to board a Moscow bound flight with three telescopic night vision thingies. Which apparently the authorities weren't too keen on.

It was unclear whether Fermanova was also carrying a variety of vibrators, dildoes, sexy nurses uniform and sexy schoolteacher kit in her luggage.

"We can't say for sure," a man at the airport said. "But given how hot the lady is, I wouldn't be surprised. Not at all."

It is known that Fermanova is a schoolteacher, and tabloid journalists have been trawling internet porn sites for any explicit dirt they can dig up for an exclusive scoop.

Thus far, no such explicit material has surfaced, but the search goes on.

More as we get it.

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