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Wednesday, 6 October 2010


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Not quite in the Marily Monroe league - bit this is Russia!

Moscow - (The Spy Who Gagged Me Mess): The flamed haired siren's video tribute is a birthday suit rendition of 'Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word'.

A YouBoob! channel sneak preview sees Anna peeling off her 'Agent Provocateur' layers as she mouths the plaintive 'What have I got to do to make you love me?' lyrics.

At first glance the 'extraordinary' rendition for the Russian Prime Monster's 58th birthday on Thursday is hardly in the same league as footage of Marilyn Monroe's 'Happy Birthday Mr President'.

However special 3D effects during the verses 'What do I do when lightning strikes me - And I wake to find that you're not there' easily make up for any shortcomings.

Chapman told reporters this week she hopes the performance goes some way in apologising for the fiasco of her gang's humiliating espionage arrest in the USA earlier this year.

"I nearly recorded 'Now The Carnival Is Over' for the PM's birthday," Chapman admitted today, "because the tune is from 'The Song Of The Vulgar (sic) Boatman'- one of his favorites.

"In the end the Elton John number seemed a better fit."

President Dim-Eatery Medvedev is 69.

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