Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 20 July 2010

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Organza Frycourt was bitten by Loretta Snakefield on her right dangler in order to get the last Anna Chapman Doll.

REDONDO BEACH, California - The Hasbroken Toy Company, with West Coast offices in Redondo Beach, has just informed the toy media that their brand new Anna Chapman Russian Spy Action Figure Doll has gone to #1 in American sales.

The doll which retails for $37.97 comes complete with crotchless spy panties, a nipple-less bra which conceals a mini spy camera, and a pink tampon which doubles as an 8-shot derringer.

The initial nation wide order of 15 million dolls sold out within the first 20 minutes of the department stores opening.

Toy company officials report that there was an incident in Fargo, North Dakota where two elderly grandmothers attacked each other going for the store's last doll.

One woman, identified as Organza Frycourt 87, said that she clearly had a hold of the doll when another woman, identified as Loretta Snakefield, 90, snuck up behind her and literally pulled the Anna Chapman Doll from out of her shorts' crotch where she had put the doll for safe keeping.

The store manager said that when Snakefield pulled the doll from Organza's shorts crotch it caused some bruising that was not pretty; not pretty at all.

Charges have been filed against Loretta Snakefield who said that she had the doll first and that Organza Frycourt had bit her on her right dangler (drooper) causing her to drop the doll on the floor.

Store officials are presently in the process of studying the stores security cameras to find out who exactly is telling the truth and who is lying out their wrinkled old honky ass.

In happier news. Prison bound Lindsay Lohan has reportedly run out of tears and is acting more like a normal young woman instead of like the spoiled, bratty little bitch ho that she is.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: doll, Anna Chapman

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