Another spy called Anna!

Funny story written by Stevey G.

Wednesday, 28 July 2010

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Anna Kournikova under close surveillance

It has been only a matter of weeks since America banished sexy Russian spy, Anna Chapman, amid worldwide publicity and now it would appear that another has been discovered.

Blond bombshell, Anna Fermanova, a 24 year old Latvian who has been studying communications at the University of Phoenix, was apprehended whilst attempting to board a Moscow-bound flight with prohibited 'defence articles' in her possession.

The 'Raptor' night-vision weapons sight and two further rifle sights were apparently presents for her Russian husband.

Eagle-eyed customs official Chip McBeaver, spotted Miss Fermanova 'hobbling' towards check-in and upon closer scrutiny, discovered the items hidden in her Ugg boots.

An FBI spokesman confirmed today, that America was one large step closer to dealing with it's Russian spy problem.

'We are one step closer to dealing with our Russian spy problem', he said, 'All we have to do is apprehend every sexy Russian called Anna arriving in the USA. Problem solved!

In related news Anna Kournikova is considering a name change.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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