February 2009- It was a nasty shock for President Obama to have the hot line glow red and ring on his day in office. "Hello?" he answered cautiously. "Greetings President Obama. This is the Federation of American Oil Producers." "What? This is supposed to be a direct line to the Premiers of Russia and China!" "That is how it used to be. The balance of power changed during the Cheney..
Barack obama has announced his resignation from the American Presidency after less than two weeks in office. The first Black President said that he really really enjoyed all of the pre, mid and post campaign adulation, but the actual hard work of...
At a press conference today, Treasury Secy Richard Geitner announced that there has been another setback in the acquisition of a dog by the Obama family. Leading economists released figures today showing that the average cost of raising a dog from...
Bread Basket, Arkansas - A poll of residents of Bread Basket, Arkansas (Ted and Wilma Crackers) has shown that, in this little corner of the country at least, Obama's honeymoon is over. From an approval rating of 85% two weeks ago, it has dropped to...
In a truly embarrassing and difficult situation, President-elect Barack Obama is being forced to change his first name. Israel Defense Minister Ehud Barak has taken out a copyright on the name 'Barak' and all it's spellings. Mr. Obama must now change...
Barack Obama is splish splashing the cash and surprising critics with his latest scheme to re-energize the US economy Planned tax cuts have been scrapped in favor of an outdoor whirlpool bath for every American home. Unemployed Detroit car work...
In a bold move, the Sham Wow guy has been appointed to President Obama's cabinet to, as the President put it, "Clean up the toxic economic problems and absorb the mortgage crisis into the towel of good money management." Giving his first pres...
The European Union and WallyMart warned the US yesterday against plunging the world into another depression by adopting a planned "Buy American" policy, intensifying fears of a trade war. The EU threatened to retaliate if the US Congress went ahea...
In the spoof today, many strange things are happening to the economy, the job market, Wall Street, and every economic indicator since obama made it in office on January 20th, 2008. Human beings are losing money like never before since the recession o...
One of the first decisions in the Obama administration Biden: Well, now what do we do? Obama: Send him to Gitmo. Biden: You can't do that! Obama: I'm the President. Biden: But you just ordered it closed. Obama: I don't care. Send him to Gitmo now! Biden: OK... but what do we tell Mrs. Daschle?...
The ailing US economy has created much anxiety for the children of Uncle Sam and their billions of postcolonial corporate colonists and slaves. But the new very confident and calm President shocked the nation and the world as he admitted to some angs...
Washington AC/DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): It's three-nil in the IRS v Obama Administration play-off as yet another feckless tax-dodger suffered premature ejaculation today in a reckless bid for high pubic orifice. Ex-Senator Tom Daschle announced his...
In a private ceremony at the Lincoln Memorial, former Vice President Dick Cheney officially passed the puppet strings to television talk show Goddess Oprah Winfrey. After taking the oath of office of Puppet Master, Winfrey officially tied the string...
President Barack Obama has appointed former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich as his new advisor on Ethics. The post will be considered Cabinet Level by the President and will consult with Obama on moral and ethical questions on a daily basis. Ob...
Washington DC-- President Obama had a basketball court built in the White House over the weekend. The court is NBA regulation size and was paid for with private donations. Mr. Obama plans to use the court 'everyday' to stay in shape and to help him...
Ex-Governor Rod Blagojevich went to see President Barack Obama at the White House. Reports say he was stopped at the gate as the secret service felt he was a threat. Someone overheard Rod a short while later on a cell phone apparently pleading an...
First, dropped by Cupid, and then accused of distributing Love Potion #9 with such unwanted emotions as utter indifference, the WWCF today announced yet another setback as government agencies confiscated thousands of kilos of some killer smoke. Th...
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