Beverly Hills, California - We've all seen them on the campuses of America. The young, vibrantly beautiful men and women in the top of their classes with high goals and the means to achieve them. The ones who soar through college like a rocket throug...
Soon-to-be-ex Daily Mail columnist Jan Moir has outraged normal human beings by calling for a repeal of the 1967 Sexual Offences Act and the reintroduction of jail sentences for 'being a bender'. In a warmly-received (by Daily Mail readers) in tod...
A celebrity who must remain nameless has been arrested for assault. The troubled celebrity was recently axed as the face of a supermarket chain following cocaine taking revelations. The latest incident further damages the celebrity's reputation.
Emerging research suggests that celebrities, as well as ordinary people, may pack on the pounds. The evils of deliciousness, widely observed and deplored in everyday, as well as star-studded life, torment almost everyone with only a few notable e...
The editors of "fake news" website TheSpoof.com declared a "no tolerance" policy today on gimmicky news stories that use the obvious "pussy" in place of "cat". The announcement comes just hours after a new research study was published by the Spoof Te...
Ever since the death of Marilyn Munro there has always been people who suspect foul play when any celebrity dies in mysterious circumstances. Investigative journalist David Duke has been looking in to some of the most recent celebrity deaths and...
Los Angeles, CA - Congress is getting ready to vote on a bill that will allow agents in Hollywood to turn in their used celebrities for cash. "I think after the Michael Jackson debacle, it's time for Hollywood to turn over a new leaf, make a clean...
Los Angeles, CA - Los Angeles mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa, has enacted a moratorium prohibiting any celebrity from dying inside city boundaries for the next month. In a statement released this afternoon, Mayor Villaraigosa aknowledged that the morato...
This morning Pope Benedict XVI announced that he had received a note from Saint Peter that, if it's not too much trouble, would you have them to hold off with the celebrity deaths for awhile. The note continued to say: While Farrah is only admiring herself and her reflection in the streets of gold even outside the gate, she won't get her wings until all her records have been checked carefu...
After the announcement that King of Pop, Michael Jackson, is to be buried in a gold coffin, an American manufacturer has admitted that they can no longer keep up with the supply. Sir Ian Ternment of Luxury Coffins PLC said that his staff were work...
A French mystic has predicted that more Hollywood stars will die before the end of this year. Nostrodamus - who writes a load of vague shite in 'rhyming couplets' - issued a warning to all the Hollywood jet set: "Come the earthy solar bend Th...
Los Angeles California - Celebrites from Britney Spears to Brad Pitt are scared they will be next to die. Brad Pitt is quoted as saying "God must be mad as hell at hollywood star's because he keep's killing us off one by one." Also Britney Sp...
After the death of a certain "Loony" celeb, luxury/VIP hotels are showing signs of relief the world over. The Daily SpUNk and its scumbag reporters curious to find out the reasons for this outburst of relief at losing one of its most famous inhabi...
Women we spoke to this morning generally poured cold water over the claims of ex-Spice Girl Mel B that she has sex five times a day with her current beau. As well as being a working mum who also adheres to a vigorous exercise regime. "Now that's t...
The Glamour Magazine Awards were held last night, and celebrities from all over the world showed up to take part and be seen. TV host Kirsty Gallacher was due to appear on the red carpet in a sheer black dress which was generally expected to become...
With steepening declines in state budget, Governor of California Schwarzenegar surprised his constituents by immediately rushing to the floor a new measure to support his administration's sagging coffers. "We are in a crisis mode," the governor to...
LAS VEGAS - Melissa Rivers, still steaming and fuming from being fired by Donald Trump told a reporter for The Las Vegas Light Beacon about some of the behind the scenes action that the Celebrity Apprentice cameras did not get. The "CA" castoff to...
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