Muffin the cat is resting comfortably after being released from the local animal hospital. Muffin suffered through an emergency surgery Saturday to remove his dinner, a computer mouse.
Rhode Island (IP) - In and out, up and down, back and forth, all day, and all night, grandama's pussy stays busy. So far twenty-five folks who have come into contact with the elderly lady's warm and fuzzy pussy have expired within twenty-fo...
Providence, Rhode Island - (Ass Mess): Providence, an olden-English word meaning "foreseeing care and guidance of God Almighty or of nature over the creatures of the earth", is generally associated with good-fortune and maybe a gu...
A US cat that is reportedly able to sense when a nursing home's residents are about to die is baffling doctors. Shipman the cat has a habit of curling up next to patients at the home in Providence, Rhode Island, in their final hours.
(Tokyo) Earlier this year Muchai Hai became the first person to receive a commercial neural implant capable of receiving cell phone calls controlled by her thought...
20 June 2007 Lorraine Heggessey British Broadcasting Corporation 20 - 21 Newman Street London W1T 1PG England
A pet products company has today recalled thousands of magnetic cat flaps after discovering that the magnetism used was four times stronger than necessary.
Details of Iran's diabolical plan to attack the US with missiles full of black cats were released today. President Bush's immediate response was to order a total invasion of Iran. "I'm the decisioner!" proclaimed Bush when Pentagon officials a...
Tammy Jean and Booger McNulty, mother and newly-acquired stepfather of fifteen-year-old Albert Ray Bunt, Jr., sat helplessly by as young Albert Ray literally petted the family cat to death in a bizarre music-related incident this past weekend, accord...
Las Cruces, New Mexico - (Ass Mess): Somebody in Las Cruces sure hates felines. Loathes and detests them enough to ensure that eighty three of the wee little fellers housed in a couple of run down vans suddenly fried alive when an electrical 'ac...
My wife has her cats. She loves her cats. The cats love...themselves and about nothing else. No, I'm not a cat person.
In a recent scientific study, researchers found that cats have the ability to communicate telepathically. The study, produced by Harvard Medical School, has brought on a lot of controversy.
Drug warriors scored a victory after the 2006 U.S. elections when they hurriedly extended the War on Drugs to a psychoactive substance previously exempt: nepetalactone, the main psychoactive ingredient in catnip. It is well known that the sniffing of...
Menu Foods, of Ontario Canada, this week announced a new lineup of pet food products, many of which cause little or no renal failure.
Tigger the cat got a new lease on life the other day. Owner Perl Gates explained, "He was never really nice. If you tried to pet him he'd go crazy and viciously attack your hand. But on Wednesday that all changed."...
Cat owners everywhere are stunned to find out that their playful felines are actually magnetic. A recent Harvard medical study, Maine Coon cats have been proven magnetic. "We were really, really surprized by the results of the tests. To think t...
Madrid- The La vómito del perro restaurant in the centre of Madrid is the kind of place that requires you to book six months in advance and be prepared to pay gracious homage to whatever the Chef deigns to put in front of you.
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