Cat Accidentally Eats Wrong Mouse

Funny story written by Princess Poole

Monday, 6 August 2007

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He won't do that again!

Muffin the cat is resting comfortably after being released from the local animal hospital. Muffin suffered through an emergency surgery Saturday to remove his dinner, a computer mouse.

Speaking on behalf of Muffin, his owner Milton Hornsby says people should be aware of the danger computer mice represent to unsuspecting house cats.

Muffin is expected to make a full physical recovery. However, Milton Hornsby is contacting his lawyer just in case Muffin does not recover from the psychological trauma. "If that cat goes crazy, I'm going to sue the silicon chips off every person who ever touched a computer," warns Hornsby.

Neighbors tell Spoof the cat was already crazy, after all he ate a computer mouse.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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