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Funny story: Fallen Idol

Fallen Idol

LOS ANGELES, CA - In a startling attempt to breathe new life into the aging American Idol franchise, senior producer Sir Freddie Aswype today announced that the three judges remaining after the defection of Simon Cowell all have been fired and are b...

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Funny story: The Queen to replace Simon Cowell on next American Idol

The Queen to replace Simon Cowell on next American Idol

The announcement was finally made today that The Queen will be replacing Simon Cowell as judge on next year's American Idol. This poorly guarded secret was today confirmed by HRH The Prince of the Isle of Man, James Hoppity: "We are proud and plea...

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Funny story: Crystal Bowersox Loses Both American Idol and Her Boyfriend Within Hours

Crystal Bowersox Loses Both American Idol and Her Boyfriend Within Hours

HOLLYWOOD - Crystal Bowersox, the blonde dreadlocked runner up on this season's edition of American Idol revealed that she lost the AI finale and her boyfriend literally within hours of each other. Bowersox said that her boyfriend Tony broke up wi...

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Funny story: Cameraman Fired over Closeup of Siobhan Magnus' Whoo-Hoo

Cameraman Fired over Closeup of Siobhan Magnus' Whoo-Hoo

Los Angeles, CA - Last night's American Idol Finale wasn't without controversy. In fact, not long after the show started, the first of many "live" glitches occurred, and because of it, a cameraman lost his job. If you blinked, you probably mis...

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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest Says That He Did Not Know The American Idol Winner Beforehand

Ryan Seacrest Says That He Did Not Know The American Idol Winner Beforehand

CHICAGO - Local morning talk radio DJ Covelle "Da Black Bro" Pitchfinch on station WHAT claims that host Ryan Seacrest knew a full six hours before the American Idol finale show went on the air who the winner was. Illinois native, Lee DeWyze was d...

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Funny story: American Idol Winner Lee DeWyze Says He'll Be Buying The Paint Shop At Which He Worked

American Idol Winner Lee DeWyze Says He'll Be Buying The Paint Shop At Which He Worked

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's latest winner, Lee DeWyze told Ryan Seacrest backstage at the Nokia Theater that he will take some of the $1 million first prize money and buy the paint store that he worked at back in Mount Prospect, Illinois. Seacrest...

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Funny story: Kara DioGuardi Devastated Over American Idol's Simon Cowell Leaving The Show

Kara DioGuardi Devastated Over American Idol's Simon Cowell Leaving The Show

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's prettiest judge, Kara DioGuardi is said to be totally devastated at the fact that her fellow judge and touchy-touchy, feely-feely judges desk mate has quit the show. Cowell said that he hates to leave the show because t...

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Funny story: Crystal Bowersox Insouciant about Idol Loss

Crystal Bowersox Insouciant about Idol Loss

Cleveland, OH - Back home again after months in Lost Angeles appearing on American Idol, Crystal Bowersox made the rounds to local television and radio stations giving basically the same interview over and over. The following is a compilation of the interviews and as you can see, it is quickly making its rounds on the internet as the most generic interview ever broadcast via any medium, anywhe...

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Funny story: Lee DeWyze Crowned The 2010 American Idol Winner!

Lee DeWyze Crowned The 2010 American Idol Winner!

HOLLYWOOD - The Nokia Theater was filled to capacity, in fact the people in the balcony were sitting two to a seat, which is legal in California. The American Idol Finale Show ran for 2 hours and 7 minutes. It had 87 commercials, three tons of con...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He Has A Crush On Kelly Clarkson - "I Like Older Women With Meat On Their Bones"

Justin Bieber Says He Has A Crush On Kelly Clarkson - "I Like Older Women With Meat On Their Bones"

LOS ANGELES - Teen singing sensation Justin Bieber was in Los Angeles appearing on several local morning shows when he was asked if he had seen the American Idol finale show. He answered that he had. He was asked who he had picked to win. He said...

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Funny story: Janet Jackson Fills in for Janet Napolitano at American Idol Finale

Janet Jackson Fills in for Janet Napolitano at American Idol Finale

Lost Angeles, CA - A disappointed crowd was on hand when they learned that a last-minute change to the star-studded American Idol finale meant that U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, would not be appearing as expected. Taking...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover Link between Winning American Idol and Developing Thunder Thighs

Scientists Discover Link between Winning American Idol and Developing Thunder Thighs

Cleveland, OH - Research scientists at the famous Cleveland Clinic have concluded research on a subject that many say should have received more attention years ago-the reason winning female contestants on the hit show American Idol develop th...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul, Michelle "The First Mama" Obama, and The Rolling Stones To Appear On The American Idol Finale Show

Paula Abdul, Michelle "The First Mama" Obama, and The Rolling Stones To Appear On The American Idol Finale Show

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of American Idol have just announced that the season's finale which will pit Ohioan Lee DeWyze against the Illinois girl Crystal Bowersox will be one for the books. Simon Shindlebocker, AI producer said that they are stil...

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Funny story: Kara DioGuardi Refuses to Believe Casey James is Gone

Kara DioGuardi Refuses to Believe Casey James is Gone

Los Angeles, CA - In yet another development in the tragic story of unrequited (due to legal requirements) love between Kara DioGuardi and American Idol contestant, Casey James, it is being reported that DioGuardi has locked herself in her home and r...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Performs On American Idol - Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson Says He Was A Little Pitchy

Justin Bieber Performs On American Idol - Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson Says He Was A Little Pitchy

HOLLYWOOD - The young Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber performed on the latest edition of American Idol. The popular 16-year-old who many consider to be The Prince of YouTube, sang a song that was written especially for him by Clay Aiken.

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Funny story: American Idol: Kara DioGuardi's "Cowboy Toy" Casey James Told To Mosey On Back To Fort Worth

American Idol: Kara DioGuardi's "Cowboy Toy" Casey James Told To Mosey On Back To Fort Worth

HOLLYWOOD - The American Idol finals has come down to Crystal Bowersox and Lee DeWyze as the Texas Cowboy, Casey James was told to saddle up and head on back to The Lone Star state. Casey knew that he was going to be leaving since the song he chos...

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Funny story: Kara DioGuardi Slips into Depression after Casey James Leaves Idol

Kara DioGuardi Slips into Depression after Casey James Leaves Idol

Los Angeles, CA - Casey James was finally voted off American Idol, leaving Lee DeWyze and Crystal Bowersox as the two singers going into the final round. Casey, looking incredibly vulnerable and sad, took the mike one last time and sang an encore of...

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