Cleveland, OH - Back home again after months in Lost Angeles appearing on American Idol, Crystal Bowersox made the rounds to local television and radio stations giving basically the same interview over and over.
The following is a compilation of the interviews and as you can see, it is quickly making its rounds on the internet as the most generic interview ever broadcast via any medium, anywhere.
This leads most people to opine that aside from her singing, there really isn't any reason to keep her in the spotlight for much longer than the 15 minutes allotted to most everyone else in life.
Interviewer (IV): So Crystal, how's it feel to be back home?
Crystal: Ok.
IV: Are you happy or sad that you came in second?
Crystal: No biggie.
IV: What are your plans now?
Crystal: I dunno.
IV: Were you happy to see your son again?
Crystal: Yep.
IV: What can we look forward to from Crystal in the future?
Crystal: Didn't you already ask me that?
IV: Oh yeah, I guess I did (nervous laughter).
Ok, how about this, do you consider Lee DeWyze a good singer?
Crystal: I guess.
IV: Do you think he deserved to win?
Crystal: Sure, guess so.
IV: What do you think about Simon Cowell?
Crystal: He's ok.
IV: And the other judges?
Crystal: They're alright.
IV: Are you glad you competed on American Idol?
Crystal: uh-huh.
IV: Do you have anything to add?
Crystal: Nope.
