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CCN (Crazy Cal News) - NASA - Today, when NASA engineers announced that they had developed the warp drive. The long researched and awaited discovery was announced to be a boost to space travel and would allow astronauts to travel great distances in...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - While President Bush was concentrating on the testimonies in the Senate inquiries, Democrats went to the president's bedroom and found that President Bush has an intern of his own.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Today, Hillary Clinton took time out from her election campaign and stopped at a grade school to instruct children on how to sue their parents.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - White House Psychiatrist, Peter Bourne, examined the video, Bush V Bush on YouTube and determined that he has dissociative identity disorder, formerly known as multiple personality disorder.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - West Virginia - Ex-private Jessica Lynch admitted during testimony, "I'm no hero. I'm just a nappy headed ho."...
Genealogists discovered that Gordon Brown, Chancellor of the Exchequera, clergyman's son, molested by a priest, and David Cameron, a stockbroker's son, both had great-grand parents who were Scottish farmers. They also share the same tailor, a...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Yesterday, Gordon Brown extorted the Scottish National Party, or SNP, for oil. He warned the SNP that if they took rights over their own oil, their £30 billion that Scotland receives every year from the Treasury.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Laura Bush said on national TV, "...believe me, no one suffers more than their president and... and uh I do."...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington D.C. - Upon hearing about the genocide in Darfur, President Bush made a televised speech to the people in Darfur.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Eli Broad and Bill Gates, the two most important philanthropists in American public education, pumped more than $2 billion into improving schools, Now, however, dissatisfied with the pace of American education, they are joining...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Jamaica - Today, when someone was reading President George W. Bush the news, he came across a headline that said, "Marley's Ghost to Welcome Fans for Cricket World Cup" He immediately ordered the CIA to "re-...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, President Bush had a Texas style showdown with House and Senate Democrats.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - The Occupational Safety and Health Administration, or OSHA, has been taken over by President George W. Bush.
CCN - Smallville - After returning from The Fortress of Solitude where his Superhero Texan Friend is recovering from the Holy War at TheSpoof.com, Cal-el's wife, Black Canary, thinking he had been out carousing, threw him in the microwave and set...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Russia will bury President Boris Yeltsin today. Many past and present officials will attend the funeral. From Britian former prime minister John Major will be at the funeral in a personal capacity while Prince Andrew will als...
CCN - Space - Today, Scientists, using the Hubble Telescope, thought that they had discovered an Earth-like planet only 50 light years away. They immediately started doing calculation on how long it would take a flight to get from Earth to the new p...
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