CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Jamaica - Today, when someone was reading President George W. Bush the news, he came across a headline that said, "Marley's Ghost to Welcome Fans for Cricket World Cup" He immediately ordered the CIA to "re-kill" Marley.
"I thought we put an end to him the first time we killed 'im. We can't have nappy headed hos like Marley running around singin' about freedom and stuff like that. Freedum is BAD for Americuh. It incites terrerism. How to the Americun peeple expect me to protek 'em frum the terrerists if they're all runnin' around free? My daddy didn't have them cameras installed in bathrooms for nuthin'."
An aid started to corect Mr. Bush on his grammar, but as soon as he got the first few words out, President Bush pulled out his pearl-handled Texas six-shooters and shot him to death.
"I killed him. I killed him dead," said Bush. "Doesn't he know I'm the decider? I decide what's gud grammer."
