New information about Terry Jones, the Bible-thumping, Muslim-hating preacher from Gainesville, Florida is now just making the headlines. He was a high school classmate of Rush Limbaugh at Cape Central High School in Cape Girardeau, Missouri. Somethi...
George Michael has admitted that despite previous claims, he is actually NOT gay and has in fact just been stoned for 10 years. Asked if he was certain - given his track record of overt gayness - he said "I'm not just certain, I'm HIV positive."...
Council officials have angered local bumpkins on the Isle of Wight, by suggesting they rename the famous Needles near Alum Bay, off the western point of the island. Councillor Wilf Burlap was speaking at a town meeting, called to try and increase...
Tehran, Iran: Forget the other fleshpots in the world, when you come to Iran on holiday, you are told a party is being held, but no one is told the address as it's too risky because someone might leak it to the police. Told to follow a car to a p...
Prison warders at some of England's largest prisons have threatened a long term walk-out over plans to increase drug testing and searching in their prisons. An inside spokeswoman told Spoof, "Warders are at the lowest end of the pay scale and if t...
Jail time that is. Michael, real name Georgios Panayiotou, appeared amid heavy security at the magistrates' court after having been told that the next time he comes back, could mean for keeps, and the pop star couldn't be more delighted. 'I just n...
Being young will be banned immediately for 12 months under new Home Office powers to halt the escalating use of drugs among young people. Tougher penalties will be brought in, with youths facing 14 years in prison and an unlimited fine if they are...
Former head of NASTY, the National Association for Spread of Tyrannical Youths, Dr Gary Killmore, says crime should now be legalized. In an e-mail sent from his cell in Frankland Prison, Dr Killmore said: "Decriminalising crime could drastica...
Fox News is currently combing insane asylums and drug rehabilitation clinics for a replacement host for Glenn Beck's show when he goes on vacation. Beck is the host of the popular "The Glenn Beck Program" on Fox News Channel. The doughy, glassy-eyed...
DEA Agents mistakenly destroyed an entire 20-acre pot farm in the Frank Church-River of No Return Wilderness Area on Thursday. Believing the pot farm was being operated by a Mexican drug cartel, the DEA agents had the entire area bulldozed and set th...
The ConDem government are to reclassify carrots as a Class C Substance after recent research highlighted their euphoric properties when smoked. "Although carrots are extremely tricky to light," said science spokesperson, Niacin Folate, "once they...
Times are tough. Things have gotten so bad that pharmaceutical giants, Large Pharma, can no longer afford to test new drugs on unsuspecting people from remote African villages. An unidentified CEO from one of the major pharmaceutical companies sa...
Phoenix, AR: Joining a rising tide of protest boycotts of the state, leaders from several prominent Mexican drug gangs announced their intention to avoid doing business in Arizona until the State Legislature reverses its controversial new immigratio...
JONESBORO, Arkansas - Sean Hannity was in Jonesboro visiting the city that is known as The Cornbread Capital of The World. As he toured The Ma and Pa Kettle Cornbread Factory, he was asked about the alleged threats that one of Mexico's top drug ca...
In a Blog post that has infuriated Christians around the world, Andrew Breitbart claims he has proof that Mother Teresa was a Crack Ho. Breitbart, who is in seclusion at the RNC headquarters, says he has video and recordings that prove that Mother Te...
A revised code of conduct issued by the new industry regulator, will effectively mean that Pharmacy staff will be able to choose which drugs they dispense and which they do not, in accordance with their own beliefs. The General Pharmaceutical Coun...
Federal agent, Samuel Krane who was fired from the agency for protesting the War on Drugs has written a tell-all book that may cause several heads to roll in the Federal Government. According to Krane, there have been 30 million U.S. citizens arr...
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