ST. LOUIS - Fox Sports Executive Assistant Vice President of Television Promotions Flint Viturvius has stated that President Barack Obama has accepted his offer to throw out the first ceremonial pitch at this year's Major League Baseball All-Star Gam...
LONDON - Dark, shock humor comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, 40 reportedly told a reporter for The London Daily Telegram that he saw a before and after photo of Chastity (Chaz) Bono and the gal/guy is definitely a cutey. Sacha said that just from the ph...
NEW YORK CITY - New York Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez, aka A-Rod has finally commented on the Letterman-Palin controversy which centered around him. A-Rod said that he first heard about all of the brouhaha when he was sitting in the dugout dur...
Los Angeles, CA: A baseball game between PETA and Sierra Club members is scheduled here today in Dodger Stadium. FOX TV News has agreed to empire the game, with the Sierra Club being the home team. Some preconditions had already been agreed to, pr...
LOS ANGELES -- The Los Angeles Dodgers reported today that suspended slugger Manny Ramirez, who is currently serving a 50-game suspension imposed by the league after testing positive for a banned substance is, according to Dodgers' head team physicia...
LOS ANGELES - Manny Ramirez, Los Angeles Dodgers superstar and hairstyle icon, has finally addressed his fellow Dodger players after receiving a 50 game suspension for testing positive for a performance enhancing substance. The PES is believed to...
(Great Neck-NY) In the shadow of Manny Ramirez's 50 game suspension for the use of a controlled substance, Pee-Wee league rookie sensation Josh "Long Ball" Brenner of the Massapequa Whirlwindz was suspended for three games by the Police Athletic Leag...
The New York Yankees have issued a demand to the commissioner of Major League baseball today, requesting that the 2009 baseball season be immediately restarted. The Yankees, who signed new players over the winter with contracts over $250 million,...
An American today claimed that American sports are 'real sports', and not the girls' games that the other 98% of the planet believe they are, according to one American football player. 'Real men wear helmets', Adolph O'Himmstler, said, whilst turn...
MLB snoops have reportedly uncovered an underground drug ring that swapped steroids for ball players for botox for Congressional candidates. Politicians agreed to look the other way on steroid use if they received a steady supply of skin tightener fr...
The wealthiest team in history has yielded one of the richest bacterial cultures in the CDC record books. Usually in yankee lore the records were for homeruns, pennants and world series. But since the Steingrabber twins fired Joe Torre,a malaise has...
In a bold attempt to improve its image, Bud Selig, Commissioner of Major League Baseball, yesterday announced that, effective immediately, spitting has been banned from the sport. "Little old ladies throughout America have long complained about th...
A man is helping Washington police following an attack on the White House. It is believed that a baseball was thrown through a window late last night. Security forces were quick to respond and an arrest was made. The individual was led away talking g...
Standards of England's sportsmen have fallen so low that the USA yesterday defeated England at football and cricket, and on the same day, and with the same players. 'It was easy', American fast bowler Ellington Duke said, 'we had them all out by l...
In a new wrinkle in the scandalous performance effecting drugs in baseball, Holland's World baseball Classic Cinderella team has been banned for using PIS. WBC doctors have analyzed the piss of every player on every team and the entire squad of t...
Not since Hans Brinker and his Silver Skates put his finger in some Amsterdam dyke has Holland's sportsmen distinguished themselves as much as they have in their double defeat of the formidable major league all-star millionaire team from third world...
Osaka, Japan - (Fishy Finger Ass Mess): A Japanese baseball team's ritual desecration of a Colonel Sanders effigy ended this week with the dredging of Osaka's Dotonbori riverbed and the retrieval of the iconic totem. The Hanshin Tigers threw the t...
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