Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

image for Netherland's Amsterdam Airbourne's Banned from World Baseball Classic
Skunkie Marley's hitting system

In a new wrinkle in the scandalous performance effecting drugs in baseball, Holland's World baseball Classic Cinderella team has been banned for using PIS.

WBC doctors have analyzed the piss of every player on every team and the entire squad of the Amsterdam Airbournes was found to be using a Performance Inhibiting Substance.

Rumor has that this is the same drug that has kept Jamaica out of the WBC for the entire history of the classic international baseball competition.

Netherland's manager Dutch Treat blamed jamaican hitting coach, Skunk Marley:

"He told me he would have our team taking hits on a really new powerful system he had homegrown himself. I thought he was just one of those eccentric gurus like Bernie Madoff, you know, with all that picturesque languqage and lingo. How was i supposed to know the whole team was flying high? That what everyone in Amsterdam looks like!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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