Drowning Street - (Ass Mess): UK prime Monster Gorgon Brown faces an imminent wipe out in a criminal bankruptcy lawsuit for the settlement of over £250 billion of his predecessor's IRA Piss Process debts.
British Prime Yawnister, Gordon Accountant, has officially been declared the worst Prime Minister in the last thousand years. Speaking from his twelve-million pound council house, Lionel Blair said: 'Look, OK, you thought I was a big girl's blous...
The rumoured plan by former Rainbow host Jeffrey to release his memoirs could sink the show, according to Rainbow fanatic Mike Meadow. Bungle, the show's current leader, has already come under fierce attack since Lord Freddy (formerly part of Rod,...
Following the not surprising news that Cherie Booth QC sometimes spoke to her husband, Tony Blair, ex leader of the Western World, she has caused further consternation by saying that she is also responsible for some of Lionel Blair's career as we...
Cherie Blair, nee Booth, is giving advice to her husband, Anthony Hasbeen, so she said in this contrived interview.
London - (Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair ordered a protective halo around the McCanns last year before sending them off to see his new boss Pope Joe Ratzinger, London spooks said today.
London - (Ass Mess): "Well the PM said to me 'Paint me as I really am, Phil, horns and swastikas and warts and all!' - and so of course I duly obliged," artist Phil Hale said today.
London - (Fetid Ass Mess): A disgusting rancid smell has invaded much of UK airspace and is poisoning British voters into a state of toxic amnesia.
The London and NY Broadway stages have been presenting the musical hit of the decade, Bushie and Tony Todd, the Butcher Butchers of Iraq Street.
(WASHINGTON DC) Tony Blair has shocked the world by announcing that he is to stand in the November Presidential elections as an independent.
A poll conducted by ICM shows that a majority French people want Tony Blair to be the next President of Europe.
London - (Fetid Ass Mess): New kinky video nasty footage has emerged showing Formula One Nazi fetishist Max Mosley and KGB turncoat Oleg Gordievsky anointing their acolyte Tony Blair with precious crude oils at his Opus Dei baptism last year.
Tony Blair and his wife, Cherie, have a released a lovers' guide DVD. The documentary, which they both wrote and star in, shows them demonstrating a number of sexual positions that allow maximum sensation but minimise the risk of conception.
Vatican City - George Clooney today as part of his new ambassador role attended an unveiling ceremony at the Vatican on behalf of President Bush. The occasion? A new courtyard at the Vatican dedicated to world leaders and their contributions to world...
London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is the latest victim of a huge international vice sting on the Emperor's Club VIP, a $2,000 per hour hooker club that has already netted New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.
New Haven, Connecticut - (Reuterus): Vice Squad cops are warning of an imminent, Pastor Haggard-like disaster following the news that former UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has been appointed as a visiting preacher at Yale University.
In an amazing turn of events leaked FBI transcripts of conversations held in the Oval office between George W Bush and Tony Blair reveal the extent to which Tony Blair was willing to go to secure US backing for his eventual roles in the UN and the Eu...
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