George Michael has fulfilled a lifetime dream, he's been sentenced to prison, "yahoo" he yelled as sentence was passed. George is packing his suitcase full of tight "Whammy" shorts, his pink tangas and his special pink latex gloves "wanky wanky!"...
Londoners in the NW3 area were celebrating today as they discovered the joys of being able to walk on Hampstead Heath at night without any strange Greek gentlemen approaching them for some adult fun. The news of George Michaels imprisonment was ma...
Wham bam thank you mam breaking news - George Michael jailed for eight weeks for being off his nut at the wheel of his car as he crashed into Snappy Snaps. A Snappy Snaps snapper customer complained that in his opinion the sentence was way too len...
In an imaginative scheme to solve the twin problems of Prison overcrowing and the difficulties arising from the reduction of the police force, Ken Clarke has blustered in with a scheme he dreamt up during his latest trip to Ronnie Scott's. He want...
Jail enforcement officials in San Francisco finally gave in today to gay activist demands that condom machines be installed in the city jails, a victory the Rainbow Warriors said was 'a blow for Human Rights!" The 16 condom machines dispensing 6 t...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan, the former convict, inmate, and prisoner, has reportedly called up the once baseball hall of fame shoe-in Roger Clemens and tried to make him feel better about his legal situation. LiLo told the ex-pitcher known as...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton has instructed her daddy's personal account to see about purchasing a penitentiary in California so that when she does something wrong she can have the judge sentence her to spend the three or four days there. Hilton...
LAKE TAHOE, Nevada - Lindsay Lohan, the ex-con, was in Lake Tahoe at The Wig Wam Room of The Paiute Papoose Resort Gambling Casino Hotel. She was participating in the hotels annual $1 million purse Texas Hold 'Em Poker Tournament. Last year LiL...
Although not exactly a big surprise given his name (99% of public school toffs with twats names like Crispin, Tarquin etc. are surely gay), a medium surprise given the fact he was educated at Sandhurst Military School or indeed even a tiny little sur...
Prison warders at some of England's largest prisons have threatened a long term walk-out over plans to increase drug testing and searching in their prisons. An inside spokeswoman told Spoof, "Warders are at the lowest end of the pay scale and if t...
An attorney for Lindsay Lohan says that his client has launched a lawsuit against the Los Angeles correctional facility where she served some time recently. Lindsay claims that she had no privacy, even to go to the bathroom. Attorney Samuel Liv...
Peruvian Prison Officials narrowly averted public embarrassment after an elaborate scheme by Joran van der Sloot to escape confinement was revealed after a routine pregnancy test on the detained serial killer. It is widely known in the Peruvian Ja...
A prisoner has been transfered from HMP Holloway to an unnamed destination after it was found they were male - Holloway is the UK's largest female prison and known for its brutal and oppressive regime. He was rumbled after being found on the floor...
Since smoking was banned in England's prisons the incarcerated smokers have been looking for alternatives to tobacco which has been removed from prison shops. Warders have been offering the nicotine addicted cons cigarettes in exchange for giving...
In an amazing turn around, Spoof News learns that prisoners at Yorkshire's HMP Wakefield are holding classes to teach warders to read. A recent Government enquiry focused on the illiteracy rate of England's prison warders, many of who cannot fill...
Security at London's Holloway Prison was tightened after it emerged that a prisoner was suing the prison after being given Paracetamol for her pregnancy. An internal enquiry was launched to find out how babies were getting into the prison. Toda...
Following the decision to Sue the Prison Service by a woman who was given Paracetamol for her pregnancy HMPS has launched an internal investigation into how the babies got into the prison. A statement, issued today by the Prison Service said that...
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