WASHINGTON, D.C. - Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has finally succumbed to the relentless interrogation of Republicans. Though she never spilled the beans concerning her knowledge about the Bush Administration's use of water boarding, she has now...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move historically consistent with Republican tactics, Republicans told House Speaker Nancy Pelosi today that she either needs to confess what she knows about water boarding, or face having a confession forced out of her by one...
Before television cameras, a firm grip around Nancy Pelosi's waist, bouncing her against his hip, Donald Trump announced that the Speaker of the House would retain her position as second in line runner up to President Obama. With that, Joe Biden w...
With a firm grip around Nancy Pelosi's waist, bouncing her against his hip, Donald Trump announced that the Speaker of the House will retain her position as second in line and runner up to President Obama. Joe Biden questioned, "Does that make me first runner up? Man, I haven't even done my bikini pageant walk!" With a wave of the hand, Trump dismissed the necessity of the bikini pageant walk.
Washington,DC/ Center of Toxic Fallout - Vice President, "Say It Ain't So" Joe Biden, only a heart beat away from the Presidency, has done it again, this time leaving House Speaker Nancy Pelosi with nowhere to hide after she opened Pandora's Box on...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Yesterday, Newt Gingrich delivered a blistering critique of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, calling her, "vicious," "trivial," and "a liar." He wants her investigated because he insists she knows more than she lets on about the Bush a...
Amid the rioting and mayhem (and that's only among the world leaders), President Barack Obama made his first gaffe at the G-20 summit in London, England. After today's news conference at 10 Downing Street, both he and Prime Minister were heard d...
The United States Congress has announced that the millions in AIG bonus money that they had returned from AIG executives will be sent to Washington. The money will be evenly split between the 435 Representatives and 100 Senators as a bonus for their...
Munich, Germany / Financial News - Swiss gigolo Helg Sgarbi,44, recently sentenced to 6 years in prison for extortion involving a rich german heiress, claims he got even more than the L8.5 from her, by allegedly extorting some of American's most h...
Washington,DC/ Washington Post Society Travel & Leisure Page - Citing national security as well as personal safety concerns, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has demanded that the 7 plane FA-18 squadron of the Blue Angles escort her commandeered Depart...
Death Valley, California - According to Right Wing Radio Spin Doctors, the Obama's stimulus package that is intended to prevent the economy from diving headlong into the shallow end of the pool is instead filled with pet peeve pork barrel projects li...
It took eight years for the Democrats to regain their ascendancy in American politics and some couldn't blame them for the indulgent orgy they staged at the Obama speech to both houses of Congress, subtitled stick it to the loser Republicants! The...
San Francisco, CA/ Vatican City /Breaking News - House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, fresh from a visit with the Pope in Rome during an 8 day taxpayer funded junket, remains in seclusion in her SF mansion, suffering, she said, from several ethereal stigmata.
Washington, DC/ Aviation News - In a scathing report released today, the National Transportation and Safety Board, put the blame for the tragic crash of the US Economy squarely on the shoulder of the Stimulus Pilot; Barack Obama. Driving straight...
Ljubljana, Slovenia/ Vanity Fair Life Style & Travel Section - A fleet of Air Force luxury VIP planes landed at this picturesque village today, disgorging a flock of exhausted Democrat Congressman, emotionally drained after passing the $1.3 Tril...
Bangkok, Thailand/ Botox News - Newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton was more than pleased with her recent official trip to Asia, as it afforded her the opportunity to pop over to Thailand for a complete, cheap, cosmetic makeove...
(Washington, DC) -- Yesterday, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi defended her seemingly erroneous statement that without a stimulus package "500 million Americans lose their jobs every month." Pelosi clarified the figure, stating "I was including...
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