It took eight years for the Democrats to regain their ascendancy in American politics and some couldn't blame them for the indulgent orgy they staged at the Obama speech to both houses of Congress, subtitled stick it to the loser Republicants!
They paraded the best, the brightest and the bought down the congressional aisle. Saving the sweetest asskissing for the brutha in chief, barack entered the chambers in a scarlet athletic supporter and his traditional superhero cape.
By the time the president reached the podium most of the elderly members of Congress were already asleep or fleeing the chambers to their mistress' quarters as their evening dose of Viagra was about to expire. As Barack the Mellifluous waxed eloquent about his salvific plan for the fallen nation, Speaker Nancy Pelosi sat wrapped speechless in ecstasy. The speech proceeded and Little nancy started to squirm and shiver. As orator extraordinaire Obama reached his audacious climax of hopeful verbiage, Pelosi clearly came all over her throne, screaming : Yes, Black Man, Make me come, make me come!
Congressional cleaning people claimed that this was the first time they had to remove G-Spot Jizz from a congressional throne since Papa Bush made Dan Quayle squirt his pineal gland load.
