"Junkies Anonymous" formed by a group of ex-heroin, crack and cocaine addicts claim that their particular habit is much healthier than boozing themselves to death with guess what, booze! AA, Alcoholics Anonymous, also claim that taking drugs is fa...
An article in the 'Lancet' has reported the findings of a drugs study which delares alcohol is more of a danger to the public that Cannabis and Ecstasy. Your idefatigible reporter inmthe local pib has been interviewing regulars. 'Whatt a load o...
Lindsay Lohan, released today in preparation for tomorrow's court appearance, is already stoned off her ass, claims paparazzi waiting to photograph her and sell the images to Inside Edition for $500 a pop. Dear Lindsay Lohan: Stay clean and enjoy...
A--hole policia in the Mexican border city of Tijuana, who should be shooting illegals launching themselves over the border, or arresting the 245,409 tranny hookers who roam the streets -- not that they can't, you know, suck-- have instead seized 105...
There was more controversy at the Commonwealth Games in Delhi earlier today when a Nigerian athlete was given the all-clear after a drugs test. This came after earlier news that Nigeria's 400m relay runner Folashade Abugan had failed a drugs test.
The Learning Channel keeps coming up with bigger and better ideas to try and garner the lion's share of ratings in the reality television business. With Bravo shows such as the wildly famous "Real Housewives" series and "Chef" series, it is getting i...
News is emerging from 10 Downing Street that bananas are about to join the ever growing banned substances list, and not just because they already have 'ban' in their name. It turns out that the stringy bits that are normally discarded on account o...
Finally some direct evidence on the Mexican Drug Cartel will be given by "Henrietta" in a court in Arizona this morning. Henrietta is a direct descendant of "Francis The Talking Mule" and is one of only three talking mules left in the world. "I'l...
Vowing to take charge of the faltering economy after 20 months in office, and just 3 weeks before Obamanomics is expected to be repudiated in the mid term elections, Obama took credit for denying millions of retired Americans a Cost of Living Allowa...
The fallout from Lindsay Lohan's relapse, recapture and rehab, a new twist on the three R's, has put quite a few people out of work. None more so than her own private Idaho drug dealer, who was so busy just supplying Li-Lo and her entourage with qual...
Prescription-drug dealers throughout Queens County, NY are in shock over the death of a local roast-based comedian, after the funnyman died from a drug overdose. The comedian died today --sources report he was in his mid-forties-- just a few da...
TULUM, Mexico - Nestled just outside of the ancient Mayan village of Tulum is Casa Buckingham, the exquisite fortress like headquarters of one of Mexico' top drug cartels, The Green Guacamole Drug Cartel of the state of Yucatan. The castle-like en...
TV dinosaur Barney has admitted for the first time that he became a hardened heroin abuser in a desperate attempt to fill a "love shaped hole" after the demise of his popular TV show. Barney said things got so hard after his cancellation he was em...
Police in New Zeland seized marijuana over the past year and decided to burn off the marijuana that they didn't smoke or sell through their network of distributors. Police officers in Picton, New Zealand were burning marijuana when the wind changed d...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan, who is now being called 'The Girl With 1,000 Chances" has admitted to Fox political commentator Bill O'Reilly that she has in fact failed yet another drug test. O'Reilly giggled as he asked, "What's the matter pret...
London - (High Times): The North London weed dealing economy is facing penury as top Hampstead toker George Michael heads for HMP Wormwood Scrubs tonight. The singer got eight weeks for pranging his motor in Hampstead High Street in a combustible...
Publicist Max Clifford has said that he, and he alone, will help former world boxing champion Ricky Hatton through his cocaine torment, after it was revealed the boxer was keen to sell his story to raise some badly-needed cash. Hatton, 31, who ha...
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