Drug rules 'Potty' says Professor

Funny story written by j.w.

Monday, 1 November 2010

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My spiurtual companloin

An article in the 'Lancet' has reported the findings of a drugs study which delares alcohol is more of a danger to the public that Cannabis and Ecstasy.

Your idefatigible reporter inmthe local pib has been interviewing regulars.

'Whatt a load of mpiffle' a man slouched in the corner remarked 'that sick I just produced is a load of piffle!!!'

Pursuing my invesigation of this topic I needed several injections of whixsy special and found, under the table, an expert on alkohol who swore 'Get fucking lost yoy stupid barstood.'

What more evidence to do you need? The Government ahs inconrovertibble eviddense that alcohol never did anyone any hram. They can have their Potty and Exsasy I'm stickign with by spiritual companion who has nevr left me down.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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