Geovanni, Hull City's brilliant free-scoring Brazilian, is to become English, according to a report on a bus. The player, real name Geovanni Deiberson Maurício, has only made one appearance for Brazil, and that came way back in 2001 in a 1-0 home...
After last weekend's controversial booing scenes at Wembley during their World Cup qualifier against Kazakhstan, England are bracing themselves for a similar onslaught of jeering from a partisan crowd in Minsk tomorrow night. England take on the m...
England are expecting an explosive encounter in tomorrow afternoon's Group 6 World Cup qualifier against Belarus in Minsk, after it was revealed that three of their opponents are known terrorists. Andrei Mahmood, Karim Almunij and Tarkem Melshesh...
The Football Asses (FA) have surprised football supporters by giving their full backing to the Wembley Boo Boys who constantly barracked Chelsea defender Ashley Cole during England's 5-1 win over Kazakhstan on Saturday. Cole made a horrendous erro...
England put on a great display tonight in their Group 6 World Cup qualifier against Kazakhstan, winning 5-1, and the hero of the piece was Chelsea defender Ashley Cole, who had fans chanting his name until well after the final whistle had blown. C...
England go into their World Cup match with Kazakhstan at Wembley tomorrow knowing that their Eastern European opponents will be a difficult nut to crack, particularly as Kazakh coach Bernd Storck has selected ten defenders! Fabio Capello is well a...
There was shock and horror in the England training camp this morning when it was revealed that Chelsea captain John Terry may be forced into early retirement from international and top flight football through injury. Terry, who is also the nationa...
Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney and LA Galaxy freekick-taker David Beckham have been involved in a training session row over a pair of underpants, according to a report on the England football team's website. The report claims that, Beckham...
After his team's magnificent win in Croatia on Wednesday, England boss Fabio Capello is now being hailed as this country's greatest international manager since Steve McClaren. England dealt the Croats a severe drubbing in the 4-1 victory, with pin...
In an event unsurpassed since the moon landings, the recent England victory over Croatia was exposed as an elaborate hoax. Scientists including renowned physicist Professor Hugh Jarse were involved in a form of mass hypnosis not seen since the six...
England kick-off their World Cup campaign in Andorra today, with team boss Fabio Capello knowing that his job is on the line should his team fail to live up to the expectations of fans. The Italian has come under pressure recently, and after the p...
David Beckham, the England footballer, had members of the Press in stitches yesterday at the closing ceremony of the Beijing Olympic Games, where he was appearing solely for the purpose of kicking a football once from the top of a London double-decke...
In news that will enrage English Soccer fans throughout the world David Beckham is the only first team regular who has made himself available to play the friendly at the new Wembley stadium on Wednesday night. Naked save for a tight pair of Armani...
One of the world's most notorious spoofmeisters is at it again! Former England gaffer Steve McClarlen has appeared in a Dutch Interview with a 'broken Yorkshire/failed Dutch/failed English/Pakistani' accent. Confusing not only the intelligent Dutc...
'England will be certainly knocked out of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa' that's according to FIFA president Septic Bladder.
England fans, distraught at their team's inability to qualify for the Euro 2008 championships, have, in their thousands, declared their allegiance to the most obvious second choice team, Poland.
Fabio Capello, who is an Italian and comes from a country that has been proven to cheat, dive, play-act, bribe referee's and endless other corruption rackets, has been cleared by FIFA for cheating.
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