England to be knocked out of 2010 World Cup

Funny story written by Korky

Tuesday, 8 July 2008

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England to fail again

'England will be certainly knocked out of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa' that's according to FIFA president Septic Bladder.

'It will probably be at the quarter final stages and the England third raters will be defeated on penalties, probably by Germany, Portugal or Argentina' he continued.

In a swift rebuttal of Mr Ball-ache's comments, FA Chief of something or other Sir Sir Trev Brooking dismissed this claim.

'I am sick and tired of FIFA casting aspersions on our national squad' said Mr Brookworthy

He added 'everyone knows we won't even qualify in the first place.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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