In an exclusive interview with the New York Times, the ousted CEO of General Motors explained the reason why he decided to resign. Slurring his words under the blue haze influence of nicotine and Jack, he said that it wasn't the threats against...
Detroit,MI/ Car Crash News - In an unprecedented action President Barack "Hot Rod" Obama, effectively seized control of the world's largest automaker by forcing the current CEO to resign. Car aficionados likened the action to Barney Frank taking...
A British engineer from Hampshire has broken the world land speed record for a human gas powered vehicle. Richard Jenkins reached 126.1 mph (202.9 kmh) in his car Greenbird on the dry plains of Ivanpah Lake in Nevada purely by using farts, collect...
The U.S. government is to impose a new mileage standard requirement for passenger cars and smaller utility vehicles. The new standard will come into effect on all 2011 vehicles. Passenger cars will be required to average 30.2 miles per gallon. L...
The Tata Nano, which is being heralded as the world's cheapest car, during it's launch in India, actually isn't. The World's cheapest car belongs to the son of Dave Scud - it is worth £1 and sits around leaking oil on his driveway. Costing just...
BANGKOK, Thailand - The Thailand Automobile Corporation based just outside of Bangkok has manufactured a brand new car that makes a Mini Cooper seem like a Hummer The automobile is the Mini-Ini. It gets 127 miles to the gallon and you will never...
An unnamed source at Chrysler LLC disclosed that they, as well as Ford and GM, had a solution to their economic woes. "The answer is mind-bogglingly simple. We have seven million illegal immigrants taking jobs in our country while we have ten mil...
A leading car insurance company today appointed Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe as its chief executive. 'Oh yes', the African said, 'I will make them into the best car insurance company in history with my new policies, so out goes 3rd-party and...
A new car safety system unveiled at the Geneva Motor Show has attracted a lot of interest from the motoring press. It is seen as a breakthrough in on-board safety management and can be fitted to almost any vehicle. It works by making use of freel...
The Global Financial Crisis(tm) claimed its latest high profile victim when it was announced that New Car Smell had gone into administration. The scent had shot to fame in the late 80's when it seemed that everyone was buying new cars,and even whe...
A man in Greenville, New York was clocked by state police driving his 1993 Honda Civic at 137 MPH. The man was ticketed by a super vigilant traffic cop for speeding and driving recklessly. This is not the first time the man has got such great...
British car makers have yesterday been promised a vital fiscal stimulus by the government. "We are desperate, and this will be a lifeline" said a spokesman from Armstrong-Siddeley, who are busy building the "Flying F" saloon for Government use. "This...
In Detroit, Michigan Wednesday, General Motors Corp, Studebaker-Packard and Chrysler LLC requested nearly $23 billion in additional U.S. government loans and said they had reached tentative deals with the United Auto Workers union to reduce their lab...
Apple have decided to move into the automotive industry and have launched a direct competitor to the Smart Car, with double the price tag. The new super-mini will be called the iCar Nano, and comes complete with a link to iTunes and an iPod dock s...
Washington DC: President Obama has appointed a Watchdog Panel to oversee the restructuring of the two automobile manufacturing giants GM and Chrysler. This automotive Watchdog committee will be headed by McGruff, and include Barney (bipartisan mem...
A car manufacturer has bought the rights to 1960's classic Peel P50 microcar to make the smart forone. Following yesterday's coverage of the new clockwork smart fortwo, we can today report that it has also been announced that the manufacturer will...
Detriot - The big Three US Auto-makers have followed the lead of their foreign counterparts in agreeing to delay the introduction of horse drawn carriages for the US market. The planned conversion from horse power to horse-drawn power has been in the...
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