Former President Bill Clinton says he is completely perplexed over today's allegations that NY Democratic Governor Elliot Spitzer has been caught in a FBI wiretap sting involving high priced call girls in the Nation's capitol. "I've never paid fo...
Senator Clinton is attempting to broker a hunting trip for Senator Obama and Vice President Cheney. Clinton said earlier today, "Obama has been working so hard we would like to get him some rest. Surely a hunting outing with the Vice President...
Hillary Clinton was defeated by Barack Obama in the race for the Democratic Presidential Nomination delegate count. As part of her concession, and promise of support in the November election, Clinton made several previously unknown demands of the Il...
London - (Fetid Mess): The South African con artist and Nelson Mandela lookalike who won Bill Clinton's highest accolade for continuous mass deception of Global Piss Process luminaries has arrived in London for a fated hubris-driven ego bingeout...
Bill Clinton joked with his family cook according to Vanity Fair.
Dressed in a pure white toga, the former US President now known as Billius Clintonensis proposed to the American public a new model of leadership.
Continuing his never-ending quest to prove he's even more insane than his wife, former President Bill Clinton decided yesterday that it was a good idea on the eve of the last two Democratic Primaries to call Vanity Fair editor Todd Purdum a "...
While traveling in order to promote his wife's presidential campaign this past weekend, former President, Bill Clinton made his way back to his home town of Hope, Arkansas. As it turned out, the former President arrived on the day that some of his old friends had come back to Hope for the annual Turnip Green Cook off.
Former president Bill Clinton put a few items up for sale on eBay today, including his infamous Beer Goggles. Experts say that the item will bring a huge price on the auction website due to their value to collectors.
Despite the widespread belief that she has lost the Democratic nomination for president, Hillary Rodham Clinton vowed to press on, planting her personal flag - an eagle poised above two crossed dead interns on a field of blue - and confirming...
Recent DNA testing of the infamous denim dress that supposedly contained stains of Clintonian jizz has been found to be free of Bill's biliousness. The stain however did test positive for Monica Lewinsky's favorite dessert among many.
(Washington DC) Politics makes strange bedfellows and there may be no one stranger than Bill Clinton. The ex-president turned the tables on his wife and endorsed Obama for the presidency.
The entire premise of the president's office as envisioned by America's founding fathers, was that an HONEST MAN would occupy the White House. At that time we HAD a government that feared the people, not people living in fear of government ty...
Langley, Va - (Cover-up Mess): The mood was sombre at Langley's President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) today amid reports of arson at Hillary Clinton's Haute Terre, Indiana campaign orifice.
African American political leaders, some dating back to the 60's civil rights movement (and others having had dates even before then) have often referred to Bill Clinton as the first black president. Believing the title and its currency in the bl...
Columbus, Ohio -- Presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton, whilst canvassing the state of Texas this week, dropped a brand new television add bolstering her "lifetime of experience" in answering telephones at 3:00am. "I cannot tell you how many time...
(Washington, DC)--According to an informed source who requested to remain anonymous (Gennifer Flowers), former President Bill Clinton has decided to support Barack Obama rather than his wife Hillary Clinton for President of the United States.
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