Bill Clinton Sells Beer Goggles on eBay

Funny story written by Warren Redlich

Wednesday, 28 May 2008

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Former president Bill Clinton put a few items up for sale on eBay today, including his infamous Beer Goggles. Experts say that the item will bring a huge price on the auction website due to their value to collectors.

With his wife essentially out of the presidential race, Clinton sees this as a good time to cash in on some memorabilia. The goggles are something of a legend among men. "Every man knows Bill Clinton has an awesome set of beer goggles," said comedian Chris Rock. "Have you seen what he's slept with?"

Clinton is known for having slept with an array of unattractive women, including wife Hillary Rodham Clinton, intern Monica Lewinsky, and Paula Jones. In addition, the former president is widely thought to have slept with half the women in Arkansas, one of the ugliest states in the country.

A spokesman for Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign denied that she is ugly, and further denied that Hillary ever slept with Bill. When pressed, the aide claimed that Chelsea was the result of an immaculate conception.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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