England and Chelsea defender John Terry and his former Stamford Bridge teammate Wayne Bridge are to settle their differences over the latter's girlfriend by having a fight. Last week, it the tabloid press alleged that Terry, a right cocky bastard...
Doctor's at the Chelsea & Westminster Hospital were astounded late last night when Alla, the wife of Didier Drogba, gave birth to a white baby boy! Drogba, the Ivory Coast and Chelsea striker, was absolutely overjoyed with the new arrival and...
London - (Offside Mess): She's a luscious, silken-bodied French underwear model; he's captain of Chelsea and England - and worth a bob or two. But is this silly shagging caper really the new Tiger Woods? As the UK tabloids pitch for a slice o...
Downing Street, LONDON: At Gordon Brown's monthly Downing Street news conference, Mr Brown issued a warning over football finances by saying some club debts are "too high" and urged owners and managers to consider the supporters. "It is a matter...
Only months after the birth of his son Kai, England football ace has shown that he is back to full fitness and looking trim. He attended a football match at Manchester's Old Trafford and was seen wearing a fetching red and white outfit. At one poi...
The sporting world was rocked this week when during an episode of Celebrity Big Brother, Vinnie Jones announced to his fellow housemates that he used to play football. The news was received by the other celebrities with a reaction of silence and open...
Yes, its officially Over! 1 Month in and there's more trouble at Eastlands. After the disappointment of Wednesday night, Roberto Mancini has announced that "to compete with the World's big clubs, we need to bring in some new faces". On hearing...
Stockport Train Station has this morning announced a record number of ticket cancellations for journeys to London on Sunday 28th February, the number of tickets is believed to be in thousands. Astonishingly, all the tickets were purchased between 10.
Karen Brady, recently installed as CEO at beleagured premiership side West Ham, has announced that the club will change their name in the next two years. "We hope to be playing at the Olympic stadium in Stratford so we feel a name change is appro...
Claiming he always loves to travel and welcomes a challenge, NFL Legend Quarterback Brett Favre announced he is leaving the NFL in order to join the SGA (Scottish Gridiron Association) dedicated to advance American football in Scotland! Reports co...
It's just been announced that Merseyside Officers will take over crowd control duties for this Wednesday's showdown League Cup semi-final second leg tie at Old Trafford, amid fears of crowd trouble following the COMS tie last week, which City won in...
It's not an easy subject to handle, but someone has to say it - Manchester United, the champions of the English Premier League, and former European Champions are in decline - it's official. United, who under manager Sir Alex Ferguson, have won 23...
With only days left before the start of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, a storm has broken over the tricky issue of 'traditional kits'. Some African teams have decided to exercise their right as Human Beings to choose to wear their traditional...
Sir Alex Ferguson sick to death of his multi-million buy failures, Berbatov, Nani & Anderson has loaned them out to a Scot 4th division outfit near to his birth place in the slums called the "Glasg'y Gorbals FC" to teach them the grassroots of re...
Well the hits just keep on rolling in the premier league this week as Alex Ferguson revealed Dimitar Berbatov will undergo an "operation". "Dimitar's had a few niggles and problems recently that are affecting his performance, he needs treatment. T...
The FA today changed its mind and decided that England would have a World Cup song to take people's minds off their inevitable failure at winning that competition. This is it: 'Three Lions' '[spoken] Alan Hansen: I think all these foreign players dominating English clubs is bad for our game Trevor Brooking: We're just not good enough, we only won in sixty-six by a fix It won't come home...
Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp who has recently been charged with two counts of tax evasion at Bishopsgate police station has started a new horse racing tipping service which he calls RedNaps. Harry's service is not going to well at pres...
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