Sir Alex Ferguson sick to death of his multi-million buy failures, Berbatov, Nani & Anderson has loaned them out to a Scot 4th division outfit near to his birth place in the slums called the "Glasg'y Gorbals FC" to teach them the grassroots of real "Brit Football"!
The three "misfits" arrived for their first training session in their mega-expensive Limos, a Ferrari (Nani), Bentley (Berbatov) and Merc 600SL (Anderson) only to find the changing rooms were a corrugated iron shed with no roof, showers or a bog and just a suspended broken drain pipe (the shower) and a hole in the ground (the BOG).
After training they found their Limo's jacked up on breeze blocks with no wheels, their sound systems ripped out and their customized paint jobs scratched with the following words "we hate fucking n******s, Communists and Poofs, fuck off!" (friendly mob in the Gorbals!)
The loan period will last for 6 months financed by Sir Alex himself and his other passion his GG's and not GGFC's!
Their accomodation is on the 13th floor of a High Rise shithole, their neighbours are junkies, alcoholics, wife beaters, local sluts and glue sniffing, abandoned Gorbal brats!
Nani was last seen begging to "Dios" and his best mate Ronaldo to save him from this living hell.
Berbatov & Anderson were cool, sipping Johnnie Walker Black and feeling quite at home, "Berbie" was born in a Sofian slum and Anderson in a Brazilian Favela.
"Fergy" has made sure that the multi-millionaire super-failures will stay for the duration because they can't escape anyway, the wheels of their Limos are laying in his brothers garage 2 blocks further down!
