In another example of 'Health and Safety gone mad', a town council has banned this morning's Remembrance Day parade on the grounds of 'pins given out with poppies can cause eye-injuries to children - or something.' The town council of Felcham, K...
In super-secrete tests the Pentagon whizz kids have rolled out a new kind of battle armor for a new kind of war. On proving grounds in secret locations on the Isle of Wight, the army boys have unleashed their most potent defense against projecti...
Inside observers are claiming that popular wailing and warbling troupe The Pussycat Dolls are teetering on the brink of an all out internal war, because of Nicole Sherzinger's almost absolute control over the outfit. Some feel that Sherzinger is g...
The release of secret documents under the Freedom of Information Act show that Britain was on the verge of declaring war on the United States of America in the summer of 1975. The British Government had drawn up plans to denounce American involvem...
PARIS, France - The French National News Agency Ooh La La has reported that Venezuelan troops have landed in the English Channel town of Barfleur and have captured the city without firing a single shot. The Venezuelan troops are led by General Cor...
Palestinian leaders announced Friday their disappointment in the United Nations' unanimous decision to abandon the program it had established to trade food and medicine with the rogue state in exchange for disarmament. The decision was reached upon r...
It is with great regret that we report the passing of Harry Patch, aged 111, the last known man alive to have suffered the rigours of battle in the trenches of World War 1 Harry Patch, of Coombe Down near Bath, England, fought in the battle of Pas...
Yesterday, in one of the most shocking international incidents in recent times Switzerland invaded France. The invasion has been justified by Pascal Couchpotato, Bundespräsident, as a pre-emptive strike designed to relieve the pressure on Swiss...
Storm clouds were gathering over a gardening shed in Kent in May, 2009, and soon Britain and Germany were engulfed in a battle of wartime cliches and stereotypes, one that was to bring the British to their very knees in their potato fields, and on th...
The world was reeling today, though not rocking, as the United States of America finally found a people they could defeat in a war. The Leeward Islands - population 144, industries: sunbathing and swimming, language: vague, vegetation:marijuana, s...
Republican Party National Chairman, Michael Steele, has set up a Special Committee headed by conservative talkshow host, Rush Limbaugh, to plan a concerted attack on President Barack Obama and shoot the high-fler down. Limbaugh is excited with he...
The five states in America which have sanctioned gay marriages are in a quandary over demands by heterosexuals to be allowed two marriages by law at the same time. Heterosexuals do not understand why they should be limited to only one partner when...
The UN has completed a report accusing Israel of going to war with Hamas in Gaza. "We have irrefutable evidence that Israel did fight in a war in Gaza", a UN spokesman said. The report accuses Israel of using weapons in the war, including bombs...
Crazed warlord Frank Bainimarama has decided to move Fiji's 4th armed coup to 2010, in an attempt to maximise sponsorship deals from TV and radio networks as well as other advertising media. Sam Bainimarama, a spokesman for the current Fiji admi...
The White House moved to quell domestic fears about the softening approach of President Obama over the War on Terror. Following a speech in Europe in which he said 'We are not at war with Islam', politicians and activists in America have attacked Ob...
Barack Obama says the USA 'is not at war with Islam - it just happens to keep attacking Muslim countries, but only ones that aren't strong enough to fight back.' Denying that Americans were not only committing war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan, b...
Unbeknown to many, the cold war continues in The International Space Station. The original vision of the ISS was one of a place where astronauts would share food and facilities, with other 'nauts' in heavenly bliss. Alas, the Russians and Americans...
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