London - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster has been dealt a body blow by reports that he knew daftass F1 midget Bernie Eclestone fathered Culture Secretary Tessa Jowl. Secret documents obtained under the Freedom of Disnformatio...
In a surprising and last minute change to the Republican bid for the 2008 Presidency, former British Prime Minister, Tony Blair was announced as Sarah Palin's replacement for Vice President on the McCain ticket. The transition from Palin to Blair wa...
In extraordinary revelations today, ex Prime Minister Tony Blair has admitted that he caused the the climactic crisis now known as climate change. With a disconsolate look of resignation, Mr Blair revealed that he bought large herd of cattle (app...
Sales of an action figure of former Prime Minister Tony Blair are said to be the big hit of this Christmas, for children, and credit-crunch affected adults. The figure, which is fully posable, with shifting eyes, and a four phrase vocabulary of 'L...
America - (AssoCIAted Mess): Former UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has turned to a stint at satire in a bid to polish up his putrid, JP Morgan money-grubbing, tarnished image. He will appear as the star attraction on Thursday's The Daily Show with Jo...
Yesterday, it was found out that Tony Blair, Former England Prime minister, is the 2nd biggest terrorist leader on Earth, second only to Asama Binwaden, Tony Blair also made the Hurricane heading towards the Caribbean with 75 million hair dryers.
Ex-Prime Minister Tony Blair has angered current PM Gordon Brown and other leading ministers tonight, by saying in a speech that, far from being an overwhelming success, Team GB has been a failure and an unmitigated disaster! Mr Blair was speaking...
Greater Manchester Police arrested three men in Lancashire today, when they discovered that the trio wanted to kill ex-PM Tony Blair and present incumbent Gordon Brown. Two of the arrests were made at Manchester Airport and the other in Accrington...
Victoria Pendleton, the British Olympic cycling sprint gold medal winner, is today the subject of a story linking her romantically with the former Prime Minster Tony Blair. Blair was in the Velodrome to see Pendleton win her race on Tuesday, and s...
Tony Blair, self-appointed 'peace envoy' to the Middle East, was today close to tears as it was revealed that his planned trip to Gaza has been cancelled due to a security threat against him.
London - (Fecal Mess): JCB diggers were busy burrowing away in the scorching sunshine today among tonnes of slowly ripening disposable nappies, discarded cat litter droppings and remaindered Cliff Richard CDs at a Sellafield landfill site officially...
London - (God's Wanker Mess): A toxic whoremonger is the prime suspect behind an Alexander Litvinenko-syle radioactive cookery masterclass after the UK top spook Alex Allan was rushed to hospital.
London - (Ass Mess): Tony Blair will get £50 million and a Papal knighthood for delivery of schism-hit C of E members back to the bosom of the Vatican according to reliable sources.
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Former Prime Minister Tony Blair today announced that he was setting up a new religion. Speaking from his coal-miner's cottage in Sedgefield, Mr. Blair said: 'Yes, today I am launching a new world religion, the Church Of Saint Anthony of Blair, a...
London - (Reuterus & Infalible Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair's youngest brat Leo was conceived via cutting edge IVF treatment using DNA extracted from blood droplets found on the Turin Shroud hoax.
London - (Holy Ass Mess): "Just remember, the Spanish Inquisition was the holy whore that spawned the Nazis," was the considered opinion of the UK's Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency today.
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