George Michael today urged all of his fans to break the law and go to prison because it's a fantastic experience that should not be limited to a privileged few. 'It's a bit like a holiday' said George, 'although you won't get much of a suntan as y...
UK Prisoners are to be made to work for forty hours a week under new guidelines from the home office. "The devil is in the detail," said Ken Clarke. "Who will supervise them? What will they do?" A sneak peak at what is to come answers both of t...
Reports are flying around the web that Lindsay Lohan is back in jail again. Lohan has recently been released from a term in jail, after having violated her probation. A source close to Lohan has denied the allegations. The source said "It's sim...
Keeping mobile phones out of prisons has always been a problem for Englands jail warders. A common method, used by many cons, is to stuff one up their backside during a visit. Recently, by accident, an amazingly inventive method of hiding a mob...
A leaked report from Crispin Blunt's office alleges that up to 67% of England's prison officers are gay. The report found that men, in particular, were attracted to the post because of three main reason: 1: They are lacking authority at home an...
LA- Lindsay Lohan says she enjoys the process of going to court and prison so much that she is purposely screwing up her life. "I find it so mentally stimulating to go through court hearings and then when I'm changing into prison garb, the body ca...
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay "The Lucky Bitch" Lohan is a free woman once again, again, again. The substance abusing, alcohol downing, lawbreaking ditsy twat really needs to go out and purchase a lottery ticket, because with her luck, the freckled ass ho...
A man who was sentenced to 4 years in prison after being caught masturbating next to a letter box has been released from prison. His sentence was quashed after MI6 recently opened archives that that revealed fresh semen was used as invisible ink i...
In an amazing turn of fate, Tony (call me 'Tone') Blair has been arrested for war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan and is being held in a high security cell at The Hague Central Prison. A Spokeswoman for Blair said that being charged as a war crimin...
An inmate in the Squeaky Fromme Wing of the Los Angeles County Prison is resting comfortably after suffering corneal damage caused by the inmate's exposure to Lindsay Lohan, after the failed human being was jailed for pissing cocaine. "Orange, tha...
LOS ANGELES - It is as if spoiled little rich blonde girls Paris "No Brains" Hilton and Lindsay "No Brains" Lohan are running the Kentucky Derby and trying to see who can get to go to prison the most times. Both bimbo blondes are perfect examples...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - It appears that a pair of Hollywood celebs are keeping the California law enforcement departments, the court magistrates, and the prison system pretty darn busy. The two celebs aka blonde airheads Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan s...
The Prisons' Inspectorate have issued a damning report about inappropriate behaviour by male warders at the largest women's prison in the UK. According to prisoners, male warders have been peeping at them through spy-holes in their cell doors, at...
LAS VEGAS - Well it looks like the Land of Chips will also now be known as The Land Without Balls as Las Vegas authorities have let the poor, little, misguided, rich bitch Paris Hilton get off virtually Scott free. The Hilton ho has become an expe...
George Michael has made a formal complaint at HMP Pentonville about the conduct of a strip search he received during his reception there. He said a prison officer lifted up his penis and stroked it three times. He has, allegedly, said on his compl...
Homosexual pop star George Michael has already run into trouble just a day into his porridge at Pentonville Prison with prison heavies demanding £10,000 a week in protection money to protect him in the showers. Apparantly, George Michael has been...
Rumours just in seem to suggest that George Michael, the former Wham! singer and alleged out of control weed gardener has been sentenced by the Court Of Star Chamber to an additional ten years on top of his existing sentence. After rumours (unfoun...
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