DUBLIN, California - The rap artist once known as MC Hammer spent some time in the Dublin slammer after he was arrested by a Dublin police officer. Officer Dixon Deckerdiggle told the news media that Mr. Hammer, the hip hop rapper whose 15 minutes...
Vigilante Chris Dorner was cornered by cops in a remote cabin in Big Bear, California. In a classic cop operation the LAPD surrounded the cabin and helicopters flew over head. As Alec Jones predicted the cops burned down the cabin and 'barbecued'...
Pontyates, near Llanelli, South Wales: In the Welsh valleys yonder there, there is a cry in the mist. "Fabio, Fabio, where is thou Fabio?" At the Baltic Inn and Restaurant, no less, 150 Welsh Ladies arrived to see their favourite one, Fabio.
Just two days after a second man was arrested for allegedly impersonating a police officer, the president of the local firefighters union said his organization is considering filing a lawsuit claiming discrimination against firefighters. "You he...
STOUGHTON, Massachusetts - Members of the Stoughton Police Department are still shaking their heads over the free-for-all melee that took place at a baby shower which was being held at The Clam Chowder Club in downtown Stoughton. SPD Spokesperson...
HMS Astute, Southampton: Police investigations, carried out by the Hampshire Constabulary have found out that the consumption of 20 pints of cider was not unsual for naval ratings and "significant" numbers of the crew used to get "drunk out of their...
Los Angles - LA citizens have detained 36 police officers believed to be involved in what are being termed a 'cop riot" caused by the lack of a proper beating not given to a Black man pulled over for a traffic violation. City authorities moved on...
A Gateshead man has been left devastated after losing his cosh. Alf Umpyer, a notorious criminal, lost his cosh last Thursday night while on the prowl in the posh, upper-class district of the town. He had put the cosh in his coat pocket whilst...
According to the Mail On Sunday, that well known newspaper and emergency asswipe sheet, more than 23,000 Police staff are moonlighting in second jobs! This amounts to more than one in 10 officers in England and Wales now taking on extra work, incl…
As a result of being found out making up stories that were not always in accordance with the facts, the Police are seeking expert advice on how best to improve their abilities in this direction. Already offers of reduced sentences are being made t...
Miami, FL - Miami's first openly gay Mayor, Ronaldo "Buddy" Diaz, announced on Tuesday that the entire Miami/Dade police force would soon be taking off their clothes. Every officer in the department will be switching from their very traditional black...
The number of police officers waiting to be examined in doctors' surgeries is set to reach at least 44,000 from 20 forces. During recent years there has been a massive increase in rates of prostate problems in police forces throughout the U.K.
Gardeners have been warned to watch out for dangerous metallic objects, after a laser gun was found in a crop of potatoes in a Mansfield allotment. When officers went to investigate the plot, a 12-bore rifle was seen peeping out above a row of bee...
The Metropolitan Police are planning to move from Scotland Yard in a bid to save millions of pounds a year. Deputy Commissioner Hassan Izz-Al-Din said: "I't makes sense innit, at the momemt the lads aint got no Greggs bakers near enuff to the yard...
Prime Minister David Cameron will today make a keynote speech on crime. However he will stop short of saying that people who swear and verbally abuse Police officers should face arrest. In the rest of Europe disrespecting a police officer is a cr...
After the jailing of career pratt Barry Thew for wearing a T-shirt with a offensive message on it Back and to the Left news, are a little concerned for what this could mean for the freedom of expression. His arrest came days after two police officers...
LONG ISLAND, New York - Lindsay Lohan is a perfect example of that old Cambodian saying "Like mother - like daughter." Lohan, who seems to stay on the front page, got in to a verbal altercation with her lookalike mom Dina Lohan, 49, just outside o...
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