Written by dutch

Sunday, 17 February 2013

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Dorner's Hide Out

Vigilante Chris Dorner was cornered by cops in a remote cabin in Big Bear, California. In a classic cop operation the LAPD surrounded the cabin and helicopters flew over head.

As Alec Jones predicted the cops burned down the cabin and 'barbecued' Dorner. In the shoot-out the police were determined that the 'cop killer' would be killed and not brought to trial.

CNN cut off the 'live news feed' and this is what happened in the Waco shoot out. The narrative was being controlled and we were being told what the government wanted us to believe.

Alex Jones predicted that the police would 'torch' Dorner's Cabin. Apparently the police helicopter would be carrying a load of petrol which would be dumped onto the cabin. A flare would then be deployed through a window and the Cabin would then be burned to the ground. Even though the news feed was discontinued Alex Jones saw the black smoke and the red flames from the Cabin and said that, that was typical of an arson attack started with petrol.

More frighteningly, at the time, it wasn't known if there were any hostages inside the Cabin. In the case of Waco 17, innocent young children and their mothers were killed in a fire which was started by the law enforcement officers.

Alex Jones said that this is what would happen if the people who have hoarded up guns refused to surrender their guns; the elite police force will simply surround their fortified hideout and burn it to the ground. In that scenario would be better to simply stay 'on the run' and at large rather to stay put in a 'fortress'.

Alex Jones has predicted a 'false flag' attack and that martial law will be enforced by the Obama administration. Obama is taking away American's civil liberties and is turning the US in to a police state in the same way as Hitler did in Germany in the years preceding the second world war. The next thing that will happen is that everyone will be forced to have an identity chip implanted into their hand so that every move we make will be monitored by big brother.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Police, fugitive

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