Tony Blair has sensationally turned his back on his quest to become Pope, in order to return to public office within the Gordon Brown's beleaguered government. "The one-eyed Scottish idiot is making a real hash of things", smirked a jubilant Tony...
Tony Blair has become the first British ex-leader to meet Barack Obama since the President was sworn in. 'Whoever you are', Obama said, 'you're a good friend. A good friend of George W. Bush's, I've never heard of you.' This was at the National G...
Yale University, New Haven, Ct - (30 Pieces of Silver Mess): "And what's more He'd absolutely insist intellectual giants such as, er, myself! - employed as $5 million per annum JP Morgan Bank consultants - get their government-sponsored bail out bon...
Washington - (ReUterus & AssoCIAted Mess): George W Bush has lavished the US's top diplomatic gong on his gelded Poodle by way of thanks for a series of whopping great big terrorism whitewashes also known as the Good Friday Piss Process Agreemen...
Washington AC/DC - (9/11 Mess): Booting the Obama family from its rightful Blair House bivouac is merely the icing on the Presidential Medal of Freedom fruitcake for ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair, our Washington correspondent writes. While the Ob...
Barack Obama today picked Tony Blair as Director of National Intelligence. Speaking from his shelter near Gaza City, Mr. Blair said: 'Well, OK, I mean I have all the qualifications - I've wasted millions on funding this part of the world, I've alw...
Beaus have buttonholed their beloveds seemingly forever. The tradition with some variations always seems to involve a doting lover, a trinket of affection and a shy but lascivious paramour. The age old ritual will repeat itself as the Helen and Paris...
London - (Arselicking Mess): Ex UK Prime Monster Tony Blair's devotion to fellating The Ancient American Order of the Skull 'N' Bones organised crime cartels is to be recognised in a series of iconic cold war images on his Congressional Gold Medal.
United States President George W. Bush has announced plans for after he leaves the White House following the Barack Obama Inauguration. Bush had previously not been talkative about his goals, plans, or pursuits beginning in late January. "Well, f...
A recent video stolen from MI5's bugging project of 10 Downing Street, has been leaked on to You Tube showing how Gordon Brown was really chosen by Blair to become his successor. Rumours were rife in 2003 about a secret deal the two may have made...
I'm A "Celebrity" loner David Van Day has revealed the true reason behind his weird personality... his true identity is the one and only former Prime Minister of England and Wales Tony Blair! Yes, the character, who thrilled the British public eve...
Balimmoral, Scotland - "At any rate I'll never go there again!" said Alice as she picked her way through the wood after attending the Mad Hatter's Tea Party. "It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!" Little did Alice know that the...
Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A former US Navy communications expert, David Murfee Faulk, has told American television news that a 2006 National Security Agency file entry on Tony Blair's private life says he 'is buggered'. The da...
It doesn't seem that long ago when most people in Britain were acting like zombies in their worship of Tony Blair, acting like a lot of people are now acting in America with regards to Obama. But, since this delusion wore off with petrol strikes and no weapons of mass destruction to be found, many people have now subconsciously buried their prior idiocy in thinking Tony would save them from the mo...
Lord Blair the wanted War Criminal who mysteriously disappeared in June 2007 has been spotted in a Sainsburys supermarket in Scunthorpe. A member of the public, Mrs Edith Vole reported seeing the elusive Lord in a Sainsburys store. The eagle ey...
Off-the-Wall-Street, NYC - (Fetid Ass Mess): NYPD officers are investigating a series of crude death threats sent to JP Morgan CEO James Dimon. The move follows reports that the US Postal Inspection Service has intercepted 'literally dozens' of an...
Off-the-Wall-St, NYC - (Fatcat Mess): Tony Blair, widely accredited as the secret genius behind the $5 trillion global nationalisation of banks, is in line for a whopping great big fatcat rake off according to reports in BigOilShagger! magazine. B...
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