Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 18 October 2008

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In the bag! Blair needs the $10 million after losing his pension in the UIcesave slushfund

Off-the-Wall-St, NYC - (Fatcat Mess): Tony Blair, widely accredited as the secret genius behind the $5 trillion global nationalisation of banks, is in line for a whopping great big fatcat rake off according to reports in BigOilShagger! magazine.

Blair, 69, brokered the series of recent international banking bail-outs and negotiated a $10 million JP Morgan bonus on condition that UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown took the credit for the global rescue scam.

Blair demanded his cut after losing £3 million of his UK Prime Monsterial retirement pension in an investment scheme run by Iceland's failed Icesave slushfund.

His wife Cherie is a convicted criminal bankrupt.

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Topics: Tony Blair, Banks, bonus




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