Off-the-Wall-St, NYC - (Fatcat Mess): Tony Blair, widely accredited as the secret genius behind the $5 trillion global nationalisation of banks, is in line for a whopping great big fatcat rake off according to reports in BigOilShagger! magazine.
Blair, 69, brokered the series of recent international banking bail-outs and negotiated a $10 million JP Morgan bonus on condition that UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown took the credit for the global rescue scam.
Blair demanded his cut after losing £3 million of his UK Prime Monsterial retirement pension in an investment scheme run by Iceland's failed Icesave slushfund.
His wife Cherie is a convicted criminal bankrupt.