London - (Arselicking Mess): Ex UK Prime Monster Tony Blair's devotion to fellating The Ancient American Order of the Skull 'N' Bones organised crime cartels is to be recognised in a series of iconic cold war images on his Congressional Gold Medal.
Poodle Brother George W Bush famously gave Blair the award in 2004 in gratitude for destroying British intelligence files about his secret bastard Brit brat.
This chimaera was spawned after a 1986 torrid night of mayhem and half an ounce of crack cocaine with a top Provisional IRA whore codenamed The Poison Dwarf.
This weeek MI5 spooks got their own back on the scam and submitted their preferred image choices for depiction on the gong which is to be forged from melted down gold dental crowns bequeathed to the late Queen Mother by grateful World War II Nazi concentration camp guards.
"We've chosen the motif of the 'disappeared' on the medal design," Colonel V Smartt, head of MI5 counter-humbug said today.
"Lord Lucan, Shergar, the Brinks-Matt bullion, God's Banker and a Ruther Turner-lookalike estate agent called Suzy Lamplue are all our preferred suggestions," Smart added enigmatically.
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