Washington AC/DC - (9/11 Mess): Booting the Obama family from its rightful Blair House bivouac is merely the icing on the Presidential Medal of Freedom fruitcake for ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair, our Washington correspondent writes.
While the Obamas are holed up in some seedy makeshift George Town motel the Blairs are being accorded the sort of lavish hospitality normally reserved for wacko oil-rich Saudis and their Bush-fellating entourages.
Blair, Colombia's President Alvaro Uribe and ex-Australian Prime Monster John Howard are all to be gonged in Tuesday's White House East Room ceremony.
FBI sources reckon the date has been specially hand-picked by the Bush Administration because of these KGB/Mossad double agents' nostalgia for the old Russian Orthodox new year's eve celebration.
Michelle Obama is hopping mad at the lousy motel room service.
