Greater Manchester Police say they have arrested several 19-year-old football players on suspicion of various offences after the Manchester United Christmas Shindig in Castlefield got a bit 'out-...
Graeme Souness, the ex-Liverpool player and manager, though never player-manager, is rumoured to be on the verge of being confirmed as the next manager of the Scotland football team. His formal appoi...
A government investigation carried out into the causes of Mad Cow Disease or, to give it its scientific name, Meatpie Spongiform Shakeaboutabit (BSE), has concluded that steak and kidney pies consumed at football stadiums we...
The BBC, in its wisdom, has taken up the gauntlet for Women in Sport, and, for a trial period, has agreed to allow women to read the football results in its Final Score programme on Saturdays.
In an amazing turn of events The Spoof can reveal that former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, will be a contestant in the next celebrity big brother show.
Any truth in the rumour that they are inventing a new Cluedo game, "Who relegated Sheffield United?" Was it Chairman Brown in the Boleyn Ground with the dodgy signing? Or Professor Benitez in the Cottage with the dodgy selection? Or most likely, Colonel Warnock in the Premiership with the shit team!...
Chelsea, will be crowned Premier League Champions, if they can manage a win at Anfield on Sunday, against a Liverpool side as weak as ever. Chelsea Fans are Hoping for another 4-1 brace...
Chelsea, last season's Premier League runners-up, will be crowned champions on Sunday if they beat Liverpool at Anfield, and Manchester United fail to beat their arch rivals, cit...
Another exciting season of Premier League football action gets under way later today, with the rough-and-tumble, end-to-end, last-minute-winning-goal, bruising-and-faking encounters that fans have come to know and loathe
Chelsea manager Jose Moaninho has finally given the green light to the transfer of Dutch whinger Arjen Robbing to Real Madrid or whoever else will have him, after yesterday's Community Shield deb...
Premiership champions Manchester United have made a significant delve into the transfer market this week to purchase a 9-year-old schoolboy to partner their other new signing Carlos Tevez.
Footballer and hatchet man Joey Barton has been charged with 'exposing himself' by police, after he displayed his backside following a match at Everton last season. A lesser...
Manchester United manager Alice Ferguson made an extraordinary statement on the club's website last night finally ending speculation that Gabriel Heinze might become a Liverpool...
Manchester United have failed to entice Argentine striker Carlos Tevez to Old Trafford due to "irreconcilable differences", it has been announced on the club's website.
Revealing the worst kept secret in world football, Chelsea this morning announced Andriy Shevchenko would not be returning to Stamford Bridge for the coming season, to be replaced by a shock signing from Asia. The surprising part of the deal is that...
West Ham United, saved from relegation from the Premier League by a last-minute fit of panic by Sheffield United in May, will be demoted by an incredible TWO LEAGUES when the panel looking into The B...
Sheffield United, the team relegated from the Premier League on the last day of the season in May, are to be reinstated into the top flight, TheSpoof has learned.
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