As the furore over MPs' abuse of expenses mounts, I can reveal further troubling allegations of impropriety at the Palace of Westminster. A Labour Member, who cannot be named for legal reasons but I am calling 'Mr. C.', is exposed as claiming the...
An inflation-busting salary increase of 2.33% has been agreed for MPs. The increase is said to include 2.33% to cover unexpected additional expenses, and a performance-related element of 0%. MPs had been calling for an 80% increase to replace the...
An enquiry has been launched following allegations that a front bench minister failed to claim all the expenses he was technically able to claim on a second home. It is believed the MP lives in London, 'a few minutes from Westminster', and so does no...
MPs are being prevented from surfing the internet for pornography and other 'inappropriate' material in their Commons offices, it is being claimed. A filter which blocks access to websites that contain "offensive or illegal content or are sources of...
Claims by British MPs that they have been tortured by recent exposure of their expenses details has been raised with the International Court of Human Rights. The MPs concerned have said that they were forced to explain their expenses by the applicat...
As several local authority pension schemes added their support to the class action lawsuit being brought against RBS in the US by Cherie Booth QC (Tony Blair's wife), it became apparent that the MP's own pension fund wants in on the action. The cl...
In keeping with the Government's push for accountability and transparency, the House of Commons is planning to publish a table showing key information about every MP. The individual elements of information that make up the table will all be given...
As a serious recession hit Britain, with many businesses folding and jobs being lost, Parliament itself decided to cut about 500 MPs, in a bid to reduce costs. 'It had to happen', the Speaker of the House, Sir Reginald Gourmet, said, 'Parliament h...
The Right Honourable Monty Bedwetter, Conservative MP for North Suffolk & Central Ipswich admitted this afternoon that in spite of owning a mansion in King's Lynne, he lives in a H0use of Leaves owned by his friend Mark Z. Danielewski, and that i...
After an embarrassed government were informed that opposition MPs bringing the governments faults to the public eye, and trying to get them removed from office at the next election was not in fact sedition or treason and therefore illegal all the imp...
Figures revealed under a Freedom of Information enquiry reveal today that MP's spend on average £4.38 per day each while at Parliament. Apart from their £63,000 salary and possible expenses of £131,000 (including employing their spouse at very ge...
In a stunning political move today the government announced that all opposition Members of Parliament have been arrested for sedition and treason. The cabinets new security leader Albemarle Pottingshed reported--"We have found virtually tons of...
Westminster - Minister for Desperate Situations, the Rt Hon Chris Talmighty today appealed for a youth led musical revolution to deliver us all from the evil of recession, on the grounds that it worked in the seventies. Mr Talmighty referred to th...
In the worst political faux pas that a PM-in-waiting can make UK foreign secretary David Miliband told an Indian TV channel that the Mumbai attack perpetrators "should be tried in that country so that the Pakistani judicial system (sic)takes its cour...
A Smegmadale MP has been called an 'effeminate barmy clot' for dialling 999 after hearing strange noises from his turbo jacuzzi. Smegmadale Labour MP Rupert Plonker called emergency services when something mechanical went violently squirly inside...
As MP's head off for their 76-day (11-week) summer recess, many of them are incensed that some members of the public actually think they are having a long jolly holiday.
Ronaldo, the Portuguese football star, is close to signing for New Labour, insiders claimed last night.
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