The United States Postal Service Warned today Dec 16th, that threats to the President must be posted no later than Friday, December 18th to reach the White House in time for Christmas. President Obama is already receiving up to 9,000 per month.
Former President of South Africa and Nobel Peace Prize winner, when it WAS a Peace Prize, Nelson Mandela said today that Barack Obama didn't do shit to deserve his award. "You think you're hot shit", a source close to Mandela states that the anti-...
Bermuda Triangle- Al Gore today released a press statement pointing the cause of global warming to an overlooked culprit. "Today the scientific community has rallied together to to try and save humanity in this our final hour." said Mr.Gore…
US bigshot Baz Obama has admitted to being totally confused by shit. He is trying to work out how being born in Kenya as a British citizen he ended up as President of the Useless States of America. Whilst pondering this one of his secret service p...
Washington, D.C. - After criticizing bailed out banks for not making loans to jump start the economy, Barack Obama announced another measure to issue tough love to the banks in order to keep them honest and responsible in their business dealings.
Washington, D.C.- Gun rights supporterss have been shocked by the release of an internal campaign memo showing Obama planned to restrict gun access through fear and free market principles. The memo, drawn up in early 2008 with the help of Nobel Laure...
Washington - A Rassmushen poll recently published shows American President Barack Obama's approval rating has plummeted in recent weeks. This comes in spite of his well received acceptance speech this week upon being presented the distinguished Nobel...
VALDOSTA, Georgia - President Barack Obama was in town as the featured guest speaker at The Lower Georgia Peach Pickers and Peach Packers Union Christmas Party Celebration. He told the peach pickers and packers that their job is extremely vital to...
President Barack Hussein Obama, who said he only had time to fly in and pick up his $1m Nobel Piece Prize, ignoring protocol by turning down a luncheon date with the Viking King, flew into a rage when he was told there was a three day bank hold on...
On a quick trip to Oslo, Obama decided it was time to really do something for himself instead of always "acting" on behalf of the Human Race, excluding the Taliban, Iraqi insurgents, Bin Laden and the KKK. He dropped in to pick up his very Nobel prize while the rest of the world was left wondering why? Here are maybe a few better candidates than Barack who could have easily "knocked him into...
ORLANDO - Eldrick Tont Woods decided to call up the president and ask him if he could go over to the White House and participate in a "Beer Summit" one-on-one, mano-a-mano, vis-a-vis. The president laughed and said "Hell no!" Woods asked him wh...
With all the air traffic around Copenhagen, Denmark for the International Climate Change Convention, you'd think that no particular aircraft would stand out very much. There's commercial airliners, Gulfstreams, Learjets, and everything in between. Th...
US President Barry O'Bama was in Helsinki today to accept the Nobel War Prize. He gave a speech in which he thanked his hosts and explained why he thinks he received the prize. There was controversy when Mr O'Bama, who is of Irish descent, was awa...
DALLAS - Former President George Bush has finally chimed in on the Tiger Woods "Golf Gate" mess. Speaking from the front porch of his double-wide trailer in Dallas, Bush said that Tiger Woods needs to do the right thing and turn himself in. An...
Top 15 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger Woods: 15. No mulligans when you miss the hole on your first try....you're shooting two, whether you like it or not.... 14. No mechanical enhancements allowed....got to shoot with the club God gave you... 13. Always mark your balls when playing in foursome...avoid confusion around the hole... 12. I was just lining up my shot. How dare you accuse me...
Emergency Hazmat officials were hard pressed evacuating over 20,000 Global Warming Nuts as oxygen levels dipped dangerously after the city was inundated with ozone and carbon emitting private jets and limousines . The gathering was sponsored by Al...
As Obamaski signs his Environmental Protection Agency "Greenhouses gases" global warming madness or, more commonly known: societal death warrant, humanity stood together in unison waving a sad, tearful and final good bye to a long friend; Mrs Common...
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