Actress Megan Fox, star of a lot of really bad Hollywood movies that don't really matter, had a run-in with President Barack Obama on her Hawaiin vacation over the Christmas Holidays. The starlet, known mostly for her two talents and an ass that won...
The 'Prefab One' continued his impressive musical career by releasing 'Dem Onion' with his band The Bleatles. These are the lyrics: 'I didn't mention Iraqi oil fields You know, the place where gold flows Well, here's another place I won't take on A place which everyone knows Rules the U S of A Dressed up as a democracy Taking out my Dem onion (sniff sniff) I forgot about Gaza City, m...
President Hussein Obama, Jr., reacted strongly against calls to prosecute the 'Nigerian Bomber' until he 'got his Johnson Back', according to Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, himself no stranger to being called a 'dick less C**** by critics. Umar Far...
The Dr. who removed the wart like growth from President Obama's cheek/nose is under investigation for possibly having put the "wart" on ebay to gain a profit a local news has reported. There appears to be a clamor of bidding on this popular auctio...
In an effort to dispel claims by the 'Fair & Balanced' Press that he has been employing 'Chicago' politics, and not fulfilling his promise of ' bi partisan cooperation,' President Obama has thrown them 'some meat with no bone', introducing a Tr...
'Roll up Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up And that's an invitation Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up From any nation Roll up for the mystery tour The magical mystery tour Is waiting to take you away Could be Dalmatia today Roll up And that's an invitation Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up From any nation Roll up for the myster...
Barack Obama was found hanging in Plains, Georgia, well an effigy of him was found hanging. This mysterious act took place in ex-President, Jimmy Carter's back garden! The Feds are worried that the ancient ex-Pres and well known Peanut farmer i...
A lethargic President Barry Hussein Obama, loathe to make a decision or statement in the face of complex issues, suddenly awoke yesterday while watching the Dallas Cowboys dismantle the Eagles, and picked THEM to march into the Super Bowl despite opi...
Maui, Hawaii -- President Barack Obama returned last Christmas Eve from an arduous and disappointing day on the Powder Beach Golf Course to his secluded twenty-room villa in Kailua Town, only to find that Tiger Woods was scoring a hole-in-one with hi...
US President Barack Obama has for the first time realised that an offshoot of the CIA planted some chemicals in a bag belonging to a Nigerian man with a history of mental illness. He said that as he was now seen by the world as a feeble leader with n...
Unsurprising results of a thorough nottoosure investigation have now proven that Barak Obabma is in Fact Osama Bin Laden. Ace reporter Peter Pisshead produced today TOP SECRET documents from the Pub. Proving the two had never been seen at the sam...
HONOLULU, Hawaii - The best doctors in Hawaii examined the loudest bile slinger in America, but were literally unable to locate the source of Rush Limbaugh's alleged chest pains after he was admitted to a local hospital, according to a doctor's repor...
US President Barack Obama is coming under increasing pressure to grant clemency to Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, known as the Underwear Bomber. In the course of attempting to blow up an Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit, Abdulmutall...
Following Kim Jong Il's latest message hoping for warmer relations with the US, many are speculating the return of the 6 nation nuclear talks however, we at the Spoof can reveal that President Obama has something a little different in mind. Sourc...
WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) -- President Barack Obama released a few of his most noteworthy New Year's Resolutions Thursday morning at a White House press briefing. He did not answer reporter's questions however, saying: "I believe the list speaks for itself." (1) I will not stick my penis into anymore electrical outlets. (2) I will not hide my monthly "Big, BIG, Chick's Asses" magazines under...
"Yes, We Still Can!", "Still Kicking Ass!" and "Keep The Faith, Try Smiling!" are all being considered by President Obama for his next campaign. And why not, as this president is great with words but small on actions. A man of words needs to pick jus...
After over a year as American President, this is a list of Barack Obama's 10 main achievements so far: 1. Er ... well, let's see, he ... er, what has he done, again? Withdrew US troops from Iraq, of course! Oh, he didn't do that? Odd, could've sworn that was the main reason he was elected. 2. Hmm, making up this list is not as easy as I thought. Aha! He went to London - and was ignored compl...
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